Mile High Club

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UKBoB

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16,277 posts

272 months

Wednesday 29th December 2004
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Just wondering if any TVR owners are legit members Any funny stories? Keep it clean etc

njw 77

17,064 posts

245 months

Wednesday 29th December 2004
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You can count me in as a member, just I wasnt a TVR owner at the time

Older woman (well 25 against 17), night flight, dimmed cabin lights, a big coat, not many travellers and 'most' sleeping. Didnt need/bother with visting the bogs, just had to keep her as quiet as possible

Seemed to recall getting a BJ on the coach to the airport as a warm up....

(sigh)...those where the days

BigBazza

2,135 posts

254 months

Wednesday 29th December 2004
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Yep, count me in, it was with the Mrs as we flew over Ayrs Rock at sunset - sounds romantic but was basically a frantic quickie in smelly bogs just to say we'd done it!!
Her mum was on the flight with us and never suspected a thing!!

srebbe64

13,021 posts

244 months

Wednesday 29th December 2004
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BigBazza said:
Yep, count me in, it was with the Mrs as we flew over Ayrs Rock at sunset - sounds romantic but was basically a frantic quickie in smelly bogs just to say we'd done it!!
Her mum was on the flight with us and never suspected a thing!!

Barry it's me, your mother-in-law. The reason I didn't suspect anything was because I was with your father-in-law in another toilet at the same time.

mad-dot

341 posts

265 months

Wednesday 29th December 2004
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Does it count if you were on your own ?

john75

5,303 posts

254 months

Wednesday 29th December 2004
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Does the London Underground count ?

v8thunder

27,646 posts

265 months

Wednesday 29th December 2004
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john75 said:
Does the London Underground count ?


Surely that would be the 10 metres deep club?

dds1

1,407 posts

265 months

Wednesday 29th December 2004
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mad-dot said:
Does it count if you were on your own ?



that is the solo aviators division of the mile high club

v8thunder

27,646 posts

265 months

Wednesday 29th December 2004
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vixpy1

42,676 posts

271 months

Wednesday 29th December 2004
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dds1 said:

mad-dot said:
Does it count if you were on your own ?




that is the solo aviators division of the mile high club


and make you ... Hans Solo

t1grm

4,656 posts

291 months

Wednesday 29th December 2004
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UKBoB said:
Just wondering if any TVR owners are legit members Any funny stories? Keep it clean etc


Why just TVR owners? Is this some kind of fetish?

P.S. No, I’m not a member sadly.

njw 77

17,064 posts

245 months

Wednesday 29th December 2004
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v8thunder said:

john75 said:
Does the London Underground count ?



Surely that would be the 10 metres deep club?


10 inches deep would do

pug406

3,636 posts

260 months

Wednesday 29th December 2004
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Yep, me too. August 24th 1969 Heathrow to Detroit on Honeymoon. We have been divorced since 1974

Extra 300 Driver

5,281 posts

253 months

Wednesday 29th December 2004
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I am not a member but I know of a few!

One story I know is of a couple in their own single engined aircraft. Thae took off from Southend Airport and flew towarsds Clacton. Once there the pilot had the Auto pilot fly a holding pattern around the Clacton VOR, So the aorcraft goes in an oval pattern. Whilst they were getting down to it the girls rested her foot on the instrument panel and pressed the PTT (Push To Talk) button and transmitted the intire experience over the Southend Approach Frequency.

Once it was all over (so after 15 seconds ) Air Traffic asked the pilot to report in person to the control tower, they just wanted to see what the girl looked like!!!!!

UKBoB

Original Poster:

16,277 posts

272 months

Thursday 30th December 2004
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t1grm said:

Why just TVR owners? Is this some kind of fetish?
probably I posted in general TVR gassing, cause every time I post here the thread ends up with one of teds padlocks

Ive not joined the club, yet Must be bloody impossible on the seats, though.

CharlieAlpha66

570 posts

242 months

Thursday 30th December 2004
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Not me sadly, despite all the 500+ flights I've done over the years for work/play.

The closest I can lay claim to is a quickie at the top of the Blackpool Tower, 380 feet up - before they installed the CCTV cameras I hasten to add.

My best mate & I used to set each other sexual challenges. One such task I managed was having a shag in the car outside Halfords on the town's main shopping street (in the day's before out of town superstores). It was done around 3am - but it got me a point in the contest!

KingRichard

10,146 posts

239 months

Thursday 30th December 2004
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mungo said:

v8thunder said:


Surely that would be the 10 metres deep club?





Welcome to my club

more previous 'members' than any other