dumb blonde joke
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Girl comes home from school one day.
GIRL. Mummy,mummy, I did really well at school today! I can count to ten. All the other girls in my class can only count to five. That's because I'm blonde, isn't it?
MUM. Yes dear, that's because you are blonde.
Next day girl comes home from school again.
GIRL. Mummy, mummy, I did really well at school again today!
We did the alphabet and I know more letters than all the other girls in my class. That's because I'm blonde isn't it?
MUM. Yes dear, that's because you are blonde.
Next day girl comes home from school.
GIRL. Mummy, mummy. We had games today and in the showers after I noticed all the other girls were flat chested. My boobs are huge. That's because I'm blonde isn't it?
MUM. No dear thats because you are 24 years old!
GIRL. Mummy,mummy, I did really well at school today! I can count to ten. All the other girls in my class can only count to five. That's because I'm blonde, isn't it?
MUM. Yes dear, that's because you are blonde.
Next day girl comes home from school again.
GIRL. Mummy, mummy, I did really well at school again today!
We did the alphabet and I know more letters than all the other girls in my class. That's because I'm blonde isn't it?
MUM. Yes dear, that's because you are blonde.
Next day girl comes home from school.
GIRL. Mummy, mummy. We had games today and in the showers after I noticed all the other girls were flat chested. My boobs are huge. That's because I'm blonde isn't it?
MUM. No dear thats because you are 24 years old!
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