I am bored, the pub is shut, my mates are busy....
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I am dying here.
My mates have been booked by their birds.
My bird is Up North with her parents.
My parents have gone to bed early.
There is nothing on the rotbox.
It's raining outside.
No sign of human life.
I'm having a thoroughly shit time. And the worst part is, I'm not in the slightest bit tired. Not one iota. I am not in the mood for reading anything. I am frustrated as hell.
And before you say......I had one of those earlier as well.
My mates have been booked by their birds.
My bird is Up North with her parents.
My parents have gone to bed early.
There is nothing on the rotbox.
It's raining outside.
No sign of human life.
I'm having a thoroughly shit time. And the worst part is, I'm not in the slightest bit tired. Not one iota. I am not in the mood for reading anything. I am frustrated as hell.
And before you say......I had one of those earlier as well.
It's a bit cold and raining..... 
Funnily enough, it was 10 years today the last time I ran around the village for a silly bet, with 3 mates naked apart from socks and shoes (and more socks). As I strutted up the main drag, in record time, a registration on a car caught my eye as I tried to avoid the blinding lights. It was the new girlfriends parents.
hshit:
Funnily enough, it was 10 years today the last time I ran around the village for a silly bet, with 3 mates naked apart from socks and shoes (and more socks). As I strutted up the main drag, in record time, a registration on a car caught my eye as I tried to avoid the blinding lights. It was the new girlfriends parents.
hshit:
My eyes are ready for anything...love machine said:
I am dying here.
My mates have been booked by their birds.
My bird is Up North with her parents.
My parents have gone to bed early.
There is nothing on the rotbox.
It's raining outside.
No sign of human life.
I'm having a thoroughly shit time. And the worst part is, I'm not in the slightest bit tired. Not one iota. I am not in the mood for reading anything. I am frustrated as hell.
And before you say......I had one of those earlier as well.
Not got any DVD's then? I've just whiled away the evening with Fight Club and The World Is Never Enough. Next it's a toss up between Fawltey Towers or the best of Morecamb and Wise
Oh well, got shitfaced by myself and had a really good male bonding night. Apart from I was the only male present. I watched some really soppy trash on the rotbox and now I believe in romance again. Time to find myself a lurve (
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