Who got the best pressie?

[nonegreen]

Just thought I would ask cos I got a blood pressure monitor, wont say from whom but come on you lot spill the beans

[jessica]

I got some diamond earrings
and some sparkly penguin ones of Rowan my 7 yr old .

[matt_t16]

I did My old boy kindly got me "Roger's Profanisaurus" which features gems such as:

BHF (British Hand Full)- The measurment with which breasts are usualy measured.

Hunt For Brown October - The act of seeking out and destroying a u-bend u-boat with a bog brush or stick

Gingle - The forlorn state of being Ginger and Single

Taxi Tiger - A desperate last chance lunger on the way home

Sally Gunnell - A motor trader term to describe a used car i.e. not much to look at but a good runner.



Matt

[john75]

I got given a 20 year old leggy blonde babe with big breasts.

No only kidding but i did get some Garfield Boxers to impress the girl I pull as i strip in my bedroom.

[White_van_man]

i got my camping ticket for V festival next year unfortunatly santa couldnt fit a kit car down the chimney

[love machine]

Bastard! I wanted a Profanisaurus!

I was going to brag about my torque wrench but that pales into incomparison.

Damn, but that has got me thinking about Cameltoe

[Flat in Fifth]

Somebody here got one of those 20Q things, the hand held version of this >> www.20q.net/ which is the online version.

The principle is you think of a common object and the machine plays 20 questions to guess what it is. Rather uncanny in accuracy.

I thought of a brassiere, well why not.

The questions had us in tears.......

Is it pleasurable?....... hmmm depends
Can you open it?.... hmmmm sometimes with a following wind.
Is it hard?...... well something is
Can it be placed on your head?..... sometimes if being very silly.

Anyway it guessed correctly after 25 questions. The first guess at 20 questions was a cinnamon roll. Pardon!

[BrianTheYank]

I got an IOU.....

[d3ano]

Flat in Fifth said:

Somebody here got one of those 20Q things, the hand held version of this >> www.20q.net/ which is the online version. The principle is you think of a common object and the machine plays 20 questions to guess what it is. Rather uncanny in accuracy. I thought of a brassiere, well why not. The questions had us in tears....... Is it pleasurable?....... hmmm depends Can you open it?.... hmmmm sometimes with a following wind. Is it hard?...... well something is Can it be placed on your head?..... sometimes if being very silly. Anyway it guessed correctly after 25 questions. The first guess at 20 questions was a cinnamon roll. Pardon!

stupid thing couldn't work out i was thinking of a cracker.

[father ted]

Got bottle of Baileys (1 litre)
Got bottle of Sheridans
Got 'Early days/Latter Days' CD by 'Led Zepp'
Got 'The Beginnings of...' CD by 'The Polyphonic Spree'
Got 'Aero' CD by Jean-Michel Jarre
Got 'Star Wars - Battlefront' PS2 game
Got the 'Star Wars Trilogy' on DVD
Got Jeremy Clarksons 'Hot Metal' DVD
Got socks/t-shirts/jumpers after shave etc.

and got one of those remote control flying saucer thingys.......cooooooooooool

Done well me!......i am getting old tho'

[vixpy1]

I got a card with a letter in it, a pair of Trainers and a book..

Oh, but what a Letter!

Merry Xmas everybody!

[Corin Denton]

Me, I got the new John Peel book, Class!

[chief-0369]

Futurama seasons 2 and 4 Beats the latest simpsons episodes by miles.

The second book of bunny suicides. Absolutly brilliant

[d3ano]

Got a raceschool day for bikes at Mallory(sp?) Park.

:cantfindabikeracingsmily:

[JonRB]

chief-0369 said:

The second book of bunny suicides. Absolutly brilliant

Yep. I got that too. Good, isn't it?

[JonRB]

I also got a few DVDs including a 4-disc boxset of Eddie Izzard and also The Crow Road.

Plus a helicopter kite from my son - quality.

[shirley temple]

vixpy1 said:

I got a card with a letter in it, a pair of Trainers and a book.. Oh, but what a Letter! Merry Xmas everybody!

The letter was a paternity suit

The trainers for doing a runner after recieving the letter

And the book, to educate, so the above are not repeated

[Kinky]

Well - if there's an award for the best pressie you did NOT get - then I'd like to nominate myself .....

Mrs. K told me this morning that she ordered from Amazon, back in early October, an autographed copy of 'The Long Way Round' by Ewan and Charlie.

She got an email from Amazon about 3 weeks ago to say they were having problems .... then an email last week to say that they were unable to get any, and cancelled the order

So rushed to Plan B - an autographed copy of Martin Brundles book - which is a great read.

If anyone has an unwanted autographed copy of the long way round ... then the Kinky Charity is always open for donations ......

>> Edited by Kinky on Sunday 26th December 01:46

[TheExcession]

nonegreen said:

Just thought I would ask cos I got a blood pressure monitor, wont say from whom but come on you lot spill the beans

I got one of these a few years back! I was kinda stunned into dumb silence at the time, especialy as my blood pressure is normally very low and hardly needs monitoring.

How ever this year everything was truly surpassed by
[pic]http://photos.fotango.com/p/eba00491921f00000001.jpg [/pic]

Truly remarkable... note Wing'd Horse Of Chav Tat just visible in the background.

Ex



>> Edited by TheExcession on Sunday 26th December 02:00

>> Edited by TheExcession on Sunday 26th December 02:05

[animal]

I got tickets to go and see REM in Hyde Park next year, a subscription to Q magazine and insomnia!