Heart warming picture of opening the Xmas presents
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Picture the happy scene - opening the presents with the children and watching their healthy happy glow, my wife supervising through a soft focus hue in her best finery - stop the music!
The reality - I came down from my shower to find the teenagers had already opened all their presents with the wife having a go at them and wrapping paper blowing across the room like tumbleweed and the Christmas tree listing badly from what looked like a recent Hurricane
Merry Christmas
The reality - I came down from my shower to find the teenagers had already opened all their presents with the wife having a go at them and wrapping paper blowing across the room like tumbleweed and the Christmas tree listing badly from what looked like a recent Hurricane
Merry Christmas
iandbeech said:
Picture the happy scene - opening the presents with the children and watching their healthy happy glow, my wife supervising through a soft focus hue in her best finery - stop the music!
The reality - I came down from my shower to find the teenagers had already opened all their presents with the wife having a go at them and wrapping paper blowing across the room like tumbleweed and the Christmas tree listing badly from what looked like a recent Hurricane
Sounds just like our house.....
Mine are staying wrapped until my sis arrives this evening. And I'm not in the slightest bit fussed Must be gettign old.
I can clearly recall a year when I was about 9 or 10. I crept down for a look at 5am. Decided to feel the presents and have a guess. Surely I could sneak a peek at just one. Wow, that wasn't so bad! Maybe just one more... 20 mins later I'm surrounded by a pile of gifts, shreds of paper everywhere and a very pi$$ed-off pair of parents.
I get reminded of the incident annually by my mother.
I can clearly recall a year when I was about 9 or 10. I crept down for a look at 5am. Decided to feel the presents and have a guess. Surely I could sneak a peek at just one. Wow, that wasn't so bad! Maybe just one more... 20 mins later I'm surrounded by a pile of gifts, shreds of paper everywhere and a very pi$$ed-off pair of parents.
I get reminded of the incident annually by my mother.
JULIANHJ said:
Mine are staying wrapped until my sis arrives this evening. And I'm not in the slightest bit fussed Must be gettign old.
I can clearly recall a year when I was about 9 or 10. I crept down for a look at 5am. Decided to feel the presents and have a guess. Surely I could sneak a peek at just one. Wow, that wasn't so bad! Maybe just one more... 20 mins later I'm surrounded by a pile of gifts, shreds of paper everywhere and a very pi$$ed-off pair of parents.
I get reminded of the incident annually by my mother.
Ditto............. but ive not done anything like that since i was about 23
BrianTheYank said:
iandbeech said:
In the haze of alcoholic over exhuberence, I must share this with you. Apparently my niece has just shown her "new" boobs to my son and his freinds upstairs How did we know this? We heard all the jaws hitting the floor!!
can i come over to your house?
Believe me, it`s hard NOT to notice She has now collapsed on the sofa after losing a battle with about three bottles of wine
iandbeech said:
In the haze of alcoholic over exhuberence, I must share this with you. Apparently my niece has just shown her "new" boobs to my son and his freinds upstairs How did we know this? We heard all the jaws hitting the floor!!
where's the pic of this This thread is worthless without pictures
Now that she's comatose .........
RossMac said:
iandbeech said:
In the haze of alcoholic over exhuberence, I must share this with you. Apparently my niece has just shown her "new" boobs to my son and his freinds upstairs How did we know this? We heard all the jaws hitting the floor!!
where's the pic of this This thread is worthless without pictures
Now that she's comatose .........
This thread will have to be worthless then I`m afraid. She has modelled for the likes of "Agent Provocateur" lingerie (pre-op) and is in their 2005 calender. I do have some pics but I`m sure you don`t really want to see them - do you?!
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