Heart warming picture of opening the Xmas presents

Heart warming picture of opening the Xmas presents

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iandbeech

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2,709 posts

265 months

Saturday 25th December 2004
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Picture the happy scene - opening the presents with the children and watching their healthy happy glow, my wife supervising through a soft focus hue in her best finery - stop the music!

The reality - I came down from my shower to find the teenagers had already opened all their presents with the wife having a go at them and wrapping paper blowing across the room like tumbleweed and the Christmas tree listing badly from what looked like a recent Hurricane

Merry Christmas

Wacky Racer

38,999 posts

254 months

Saturday 25th December 2004
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iandbeech said:
Picture the happy scene - opening the presents with the children and watching their healthy happy glow, my wife supervising through a soft focus hue in her best finery - stop the music!

The reality - I came down from my shower to find the teenagers had already opened all their presents with the wife having a go at them and wrapping paper blowing across the room like tumbleweed and the Christmas tree listing badly from what looked like a recent Hurricane





Sounds just like our house.....

Lois-PIE

14,706 posts

259 months

Saturday 25th December 2004
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Still haven't opened anything!
sat and watched Love Actually with bucks fizz, champagne and sausage rolls!!!

omitchell

19,761 posts

242 months

Saturday 25th December 2004
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same here the presents are still sat there

JULIANHJ

8,792 posts

269 months

Saturday 25th December 2004
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Mine are staying wrapped until my sis arrives this evening. And I'm not in the slightest bit fussed Must be gettign old.

I can clearly recall a year when I was about 9 or 10. I crept down for a look at 5am. Decided to feel the presents and have a guess. Surely I could sneak a peek at just one. Wow, that wasn't so bad! Maybe just one more... 20 mins later I'm surrounded by a pile of gifts, shreds of paper everywhere and a very pi$$ed-off pair of parents.

I get reminded of the incident annually by my mother.

MilnerR

8,273 posts

265 months

Saturday 25th December 2004
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JULIANHJ said:
Mine are staying wrapped until my sis arrives this evening. And I'm not in the slightest bit fussed Must be gettign old.

I can clearly recall a year when I was about 9 or 10. I crept down for a look at 5am. Decided to feel the presents and have a guess. Surely I could sneak a peek at just one. Wow, that wasn't so bad! Maybe just one more... 20 mins later I'm surrounded by a pile of gifts, shreds of paper everywhere and a very pi$$ed-off pair of parents.

I get reminded of the incident annually by my mother.



Ditto............. but ive not done anything like that since i was about 23

iandbeech

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2,709 posts

265 months

Saturday 25th December 2004
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In the haze of alcoholic over exhuberence, I must share this with you. Apparently my niece has just shown her "new" boobs to my son and his freinds upstairs How did we know this? We heard all the jaws hitting the floor!!

BrianTheYank

7,585 posts

257 months

Saturday 25th December 2004
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iandbeech said:
In the haze of alcoholic over exhuberence, I must share this with you. Apparently my niece has just shown her "new" boobs to my son and his freinds upstairs How did we know this? We heard all the jaws hitting the floor!!


can i come over to your house?

White_van_man

3,846 posts

256 months

Saturday 25th December 2004
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iandbeech said:
In the haze of alcoholic over exhuberence, I must share this with you. Apparently my niece has just shown her "new" boobs to my son and his freinds upstairs How did we know this? We heard all the jaws hitting the floor!!


dont you just love christmas

iandbeech

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2,709 posts

265 months

Saturday 25th December 2004
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BrianTheYank said:

iandbeech said:
In the haze of alcoholic over exhuberence, I must share this with you. Apparently my niece has just shown her "new" boobs to my son and his freinds upstairs How did we know this? We heard all the jaws hitting the floor!!



can i come over to your house?


Believe me, it`s hard NOT to notice She has now collapsed on the sofa after losing a battle with about three bottles of wine

RossMac

856 posts

248 months

Saturday 25th December 2004
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iandbeech said:
In the haze of alcoholic over exhuberence, I must share this with you. Apparently my niece has just shown her "new" boobs to my son and his freinds upstairs How did we know this? We heard all the jaws hitting the floor!!


where's the pic of this This thread is worthless without pictures

Now that she's comatose .........

iandbeech

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2,709 posts

265 months

Saturday 25th December 2004
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RossMac said:

iandbeech said:
In the haze of alcoholic over exhuberence, I must share this with you. Apparently my niece has just shown her "new" boobs to my son and his freinds upstairs How did we know this? We heard all the jaws hitting the floor!!



where's the pic of this This thread is worthless without pictures

Now that she's comatose .........


This thread will have to be worthless then I`m afraid. She has modelled for the likes of "Agent Provocateur" lingerie (pre-op) and is in their 2005 calender. I do have some pics but I`m sure you don`t really want to see them - do you?!

wedgepilot

819 posts

290 months

Saturday 25th December 2004
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iandbeech said:
Apparently my niece has just shown her "new" boobs to my son and his freinds upstairs

Merry Christmas, son!

We need pictures!!

matt_t16

3,402 posts

256 months

Saturday 25th December 2004
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iandbeech said:
Apparently my niece has just shown her "new" boobs to my son and his freinds upstairs


Okay so someone got a present that beat my Profanisaurus

White_van_man

3,846 posts

256 months

Saturday 25th December 2004
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wedgepilot said:

iandbeech said:
Apparently my niece has just shown her "new" boobs to my son and his freinds upstairs


We need pictures!!


iandbeech

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2,709 posts

265 months

Saturday 25th December 2004
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Oh alright then - as it`s Christmas Just the one though ok




Edited to add: How did we get from my kids opening their presents to this?!


>> Edited by iandbeech on Saturday 25th December 23:11

matt_t16

3,402 posts

256 months

Saturday 25th December 2004
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iandbeech said:
Oh alright then - as it`s Christmas Just the one though ok





MERRY BLOODY CHRISTMAS EDDY!!!!



>> Edited by matt_t16 on Saturday 25th December 23:17

docevi1

10,430 posts

255 months

Saturday 25th December 2004
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thats your neice? And why pray was she showing your son her assets?

iandbeech

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2,709 posts

265 months

Saturday 25th December 2004
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docevi1 said:
thats your neice? And why pray was she showing your son her assets?


Not FULLY showing - within the confines of a low cut dress, fair to say her post op "cups runeth over" though!

docevi1

10,430 posts

255 months

Saturday 25th December 2004
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oh, makes a hell of a lot more sense now

I hope you are prepared to suitably embarass young sir's infront of said neice