Stalker b*tch

[beaconbouy]

Ever has a woman who is fixated in you, VERY unpleasent. I used to put myself forward as a onmisex-(not sexual kind of guy), who was willing to communicate with all sexes?!?!?! NOT ANY MORE, people see openess as a open door to the house of love and steal-suppose only a fool would allow his enemy to know him (somewhere in the bible). As you know some women depise man , some men despise women. I am none of the above. I like to be left alone, but some mother*uckers especially some (CRAZY) women-this is a minority sport- can't respect this and like to pollute my airwaves. What is it with some women that they believe you HAVE TO BE interested in them? Well LOIS any ideas, well i'll have to dump some flares to get this heat seeking menace off my ass.

I laughed at my cousin when he had a stalker, right laugh

>>> Edited by beaconbouy on Thursday 23 December 23:30

[wendyg]

vixpy1 said:

wendyg said: I'm obsessed already! I really fancy a man who can spout incoherent and illiterate babble -OOH Baby! Well, it happens..I've got used to it, I'm sure you can cope without me. Oh, you're not talking about me!

[beaconbouy]

wendyg said:

I'm obsessed already! I really fancy a man who can spout incoherent and illiterate babble -OOH Baby!

Well, you know for sure its cool but how do you know how to bake an OVEN!!!!!

[vixpy1]

beaconbouy said:

Well, you know for sure its cool but how do you know how to bake an OVEN!!!!!

i think i know where your going wrong, try baking Food IN the Oven, instead of Ovens in Ovens.

Its an easy mistake, last week I managed to microwave the cat.

[wendyg]

beaconbouy said:

Well, you know for sure its cool but how do you know how to bake an OVEN!!!!!

And trying to heat-process domestic appliances.... Hold me back, this boy deserves a damn good flagellation.

[beaconbouy]

wendyg said:

beaconbouy said: Well, you know for sure its cool but how do you know how to bake an OVEN!!!!! And trying to heat-process domestic appliances.... Hold me back, this boy deserves a damn good flagellation.

flag·el·la·tion (flj-lshn)
n.

1)Whipping as a means of arousing or heightening sexual feeling.
1)The flagellar arrangement on an organism.







>> Edited by beaconbouy on Friday 24th December 00:42

[wendyg]

You got it buddy, go whip yourself!

[love machine]

Is everyone on drugs tonight?

[wedg1e]

Look, I may be on the Old Peculier, but this thread makes no sense.

LONG LIVE THIS THREAD!

[BliarOut]

Sounds Nigerian to me

[beaconbouy]

BliarOut said:

Sounds Nigerian to me

[tycho]

Get her one of these....



Bish, bosh, job done. She'll never go near you again.

[alexkp]

beaconbouy said:

Ever has a woman who is fixated in you, VERY unpleasent. etc...etc..

That's an interesting car pic you have on your profile.

Are you sure you don't want the ReactorHeads site?

[Lois-PIE]

beaconbouy said:

Well LOIS any ideas,

Me?!
I don't understand men at all anymore! If you were just clear about your intentions women usually get the hint. Its inconsistancy and incoherancy of signals which confuses women!

Try making it very clear to women what you want or dont want, if this women isn't taking the hint then tell her!

[vixpy1]

Lois-PIE said:

Its inconsistancy and incoherancy of signals which confuses women!

Yea, I walked up to a woman at the bar on Friday night and told her she had a great pair of Tts , she bought me a drink!

[love machine]

vixpy1 said:

Lois-PIE said: Its inconsistancy and incoherancy of signals which confuses women! Yea, I walked up to a woman at the bar on Friday night and told her she had a great pair of Tts , she bought me a drink!

Shocking bastard. A man after my own heart.