Lifes little mysteries....

[pwig]

If shampoo comes in so many different colours, why is the foam always white?

[srebbe64]

Why's it always the last pieces of a jigsaw that go missing?

[vixpy1]

How come its only when your in a hurry that you can't find your car keys?

[riveting]

Why is belly button fluff always blue www.pistonheads.co.uk/gassing/topic.asp?t=134724&f=23&h=0&hw

[nel]

Why is belly button fluff always blue even if you wear a white shirt?

Beaten to it tarnation!

>> Edited by nel on Thursday 23 December 23:16

[srebbe64]

beaconbouy said:

srebbe64 said: Why's it always the last pieces of a jigsaw that go missing? You will loose some [pieces] if you are careless, so when you complete it those you loose will be identified.

Hell you're a genius - except you can't spell 'lose'.

[kenny chim 4]

pwig said:

If shampoo comes in so many different colours, why is the foam always white?

Erm, maybe it's because the structure of the molecules, when expanded, stretch and form the strongest shape in nature- a circle. This thin film cannot carry the colour pigment and the result appears to be white whereas it's actually translucent.... or something..

[matt_t16]

Why will a component which has been working flawlessly for years suddenly fail after it has been removed, checked, cleaned and refitted?

[nel]

Why do cats always take particular pleasure in shoving their arse in your face when you're kind enough to stroke them?

[pug406]

Why when you loose something, is it in the last place you looked

[docevi1]

Is "Sod" a person or an Entity? debated that one for hours now, both at work and at Uni

I live a sheltered life...

[Road_Terrorist]

why do people spend hours on an internet forum when they could be doing something productive?

[BrianTheYank]

Road_Terrorist said:

why do people spend hours on an internet forum when they could be doing something productive?

it is productive.

[mybrainhurts]

vixpy1 said:

Why does the Battery in my fancy TV remote allways go flat when Bargin hunt starts?

That purple thing might be fancy, but it ain't the TV remote........

[wedg1e]

Why, if the postie wakes me up with a frantic hammering on the door, do I always wake up with a rod on, and have to rapidly find appropriate attire to conceal the evidence (e.g. baggy trousers)?


>> Edited by wedg1e on Friday 24th December 03:14

[seafarer]

wedg1e said:

Why, if the postie wakes me up with a frantic hammering on the door, do I always wake up with a rod on, and have to rapidly find appropriate attire to conceal the evidence (e.g. baggy trousers)? >> Edited by wedg1e on Friday 24th December 03:14

Maybe it's related to a rush of adrenaline from being startled.

[tvrgit]

Is the postie female?