Oh Christ, I was that pissed last night.
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Oh God. Never again, that is the last time I avoid autopilot and carry on drinking.
Yesterday was my birthday and everyone in the local pub bought me drinks. So, after a skinful, recovery mode set in and I autopiloted it home.
But, I didn't go straight to bed, I fired up the computer. I was in "I
in' love you" mode and sent a rather embarrasing email to someone completely random, but completely local. I was so trashed, I kept having to redress the spelling! Anyway, I thought I had imagined it, as I also vaguely recall being sick, but I could have imagined that.
So, one of my emails had the address returned but I "Think" I got it right in the end. Here's the attatched text.
->Is it you? I was just curious, you sexy beast................XXX from down the road. Shhhhhhhh. I'm Keeping quiet. You well float my boat and then some. THe question is, how do you bring this out, without looking like a fool?
Anyway, I'm sure that "It" will find a way.<-
Oh dear, there will be consequences and I will either have a bird on my tail which I only "love" 1 day a year, or I will be ridiculed by the entire village.
Remember the autopilot, chaps. My face would make an excellent TV advert
Yesterday was my birthday and everyone in the local pub bought me drinks. So, after a skinful, recovery mode set in and I autopiloted it home.
But, I didn't go straight to bed, I fired up the computer. I was in "I
in' love you" mode and sent a rather embarrasing email to someone completely random, but completely local. I was so trashed, I kept having to redress the spelling! Anyway, I thought I had imagined it, as I also vaguely recall being sick, but I could have imagined that. So, one of my emails had the address returned but I "Think" I got it right in the end. Here's the attatched text.
->Is it you? I was just curious, you sexy beast................XXX from down the road. Shhhhhhhh. I'm Keeping quiet. You
well float my boat and then some. THe question is, how do you bring this out, without looking like a fool? Anyway, I'm sure that "It" will find a way.<-
Oh dear, there will be consequences and I will either have a bird on my tail which I only "love" 1 day a year, or I will be ridiculed by the entire village.
Remember the autopilot, chaps. My face would make an excellent TV advert
I've got a hangover of galactic proportions as well
The worst part is everytime I think of it I just thing "NOOOooooo, never again, oh god HELP!!!!" the situation could not be worse. She's going to tell everybody and it's going to be like weeing oneself at primary school.......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
The worst part is everytime I think of it I just thing "NOOOooooo, never again, oh god HELP!!!!" the situation could not be worse. She's going to tell everybody and it's going to be like weeing oneself at primary school.......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I managed to make an arse of myself at the college Christmas Ball. I finally plucked up the courage to ask the girl I like to dance. Great but for one thing... I can't dance. I managed to look like a total prat in front of all her friends and most of mine. To make it worse, on the Tuesday after one of her friends came up to me and had a go at me infront of the whole college for approaching her. I'm now starting to think I'm cursed...
Good luck, I've narrowly avoided being in a similar situation to you before, hope all goes well.
-Jon
Good luck, I've narrowly avoided being in a similar situation to you before, hope all goes well.
-Jon
jjsmudge said:
I managed to make an arse of myself at the college Christmas Ball. I finally plucked up the courage to ask the girl I like to dance. Great but for one thing... I can't dance. I managed to look like a total prat in front of all her friends and most of mine. To make it worse, on the Tuesday after one of her friends came up to me and had a go at me infront of the whole college for approaching her. I'm now starting to think I'm cursed...
Good luck, I've narrowly avoided being in a similar situation to you before, hope all goes well.
-Jon
Its better to try and take a fall then sit in the corner on your hands trust me. Having said that I don't envy you I hated being that age when everything was done in public and peoples friends thought it was any of their business!
love machine said:
No doubt related to your "Romantic nonsense I'll forget in the morning" thread of a few days ago, perchance?
Yep
I'm having a bit of a late 20's crisis, I think.
You're never too old to start having crisises (sp?)
O/T where in Conrwall do you surf/live? I know a couple of surfers down in Porthleven
If an opportunity presents itself, take it.
Its always better to regret doing something than regret not doing it (unless you get her pregnant or she gives you the clap )
I made the mistake of not taking an opportunity and it still haunts me when I look back and think how I wasted it. I always look back and think what could have been. :sigh:
of course you should possibly look at relocating to a new residence in case it all goes wrong
Its always better to regret doing something than regret not doing it (unless you get her pregnant or she gives you the clap
) I made the mistake of not taking an opportunity and it still haunts me when I look back and think how I wasted it. I always look back and think what could have been. :sigh:
of course you should possibly look at relocating to a new residence in case it all goes wrong
chief-0369 said:
If an opportunity presents itself, take it.
Its always better to regret doing something than regret not doing it (unless you get her pregnant or she gives you the clap
I made the mistake of not taking an opportunity and it still haunts me when I look back and think how I wasted it. I always look back and think what could have been. :sigh:
of course you should possibly look at relocating to a new residence in case it all goes wrong
Exactly, I once decided not to ask a really nice girl out at the end of school thinking I would meet loads of new ones at uni. Turned up on my Mech Eng course and found there was 10+ blokes to every girl and the rest of the uni wasn't much better. D'oh!
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