New Party Game
Discussion
Reading the BBC web site this morning (due to being woken up by the stinking cold I am suffering from) I peruse the "new" "drugged driving" tests that the Police will be able to require drivers to undertake.
They are, I suspect, the exact set of tests the Americans have been using for a good old while.
Man - they're hilarious! I've no idea if they're a good indicator of being stoned or not - but what a superb party game!
So - this year I intend to get out my hi-vis jacket put it on and, after copious amounts of Christmas Dinner, put my guests through the full workout.
Might even make 'em do it the morning after too...not only is this cheaper than a breathalyser (£400) - but it will afford me significant amusement too!
Should make for a great role-play at Driver Training too.
"Hexcuse me, sir, but I believe you may be hunder the hinfluence of narcotic substances. I should now like to put you through ritual Umiliation until you give in hand hadmit it..."
They are, I suspect, the exact set of tests the Americans have been using for a good old while.
Man - they're hilarious! I've no idea if they're a good indicator of being stoned or not - but what a superb party game!
So - this year I intend to get out my hi-vis jacket put it on and, after copious amounts of Christmas Dinner, put my guests through the full workout.
Might even make 'em do it the morning after too...not only is this cheaper than a breathalyser (£400) - but it will afford me significant amusement too!
Should make for a great role-play at Driver Training too.
"Hexcuse me, sir, but I believe you may be hunder the hinfluence of narcotic substances. I should now like to put you through ritual Umiliation until you give in hand hadmit it..."
"Hexcuse me, sir, but I believe you may be hunder the hinfluence of narcotic substances. I should now like to put you through ritual Umiliation until you give in hand hadmit it..."
But its dark and its cold officer. Can't I please just blow into your little machine?
"Aym sorry sonny. Ow else are we to get footage for those hamusing cop shows - now stand on one leg."
Isn't there some law about cruel and unusual punishments?
"Just get on with it lad. Bob, call this one into the station, the lads will all want to come and watch. Its better than TV"
But its dark and its cold officer. Can't I please just blow into your little machine?
"Aym sorry sonny. Ow else are we to get footage for those hamusing cop shows - now stand on one leg."
Isn't there some law about cruel and unusual punishments?
"Just get on with it lad. Bob, call this one into the station, the lads will all want to come and watch. Its better than TV"
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