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Joe wanted to buy a motorcycle. He doesn't have much luck, until, one
day, he comes across a beautiful Honda Gold Wing with a for sale sign on
it.
The bike seems even more beautiful than a new one, although it is 10
years old. It is shiny and in absolutely mint condition. He immediately
buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for
10 years.
"Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike
is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It
protects it from the rain." and he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her
parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter
the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something
about my family before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In
fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the
dishes."
"No problem," he says.
And in they go. Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living
room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge
stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he
looks, dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner
progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans
over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word.
So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word.
So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the
table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents. His
girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her
mum horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks
at her mum.
"She's got a great body", he thinks. So he grabs the mum, bends her over
the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there
on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is
boiling, but still, total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap
of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his motorcycle, so he
pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.
Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts: "All right,
enough already, I'LL do the fu*king dishes!"
day, he comes across a beautiful Honda Gold Wing with a for sale sign on
it.
The bike seems even more beautiful than a new one, although it is 10
years old. It is shiny and in absolutely mint condition. He immediately
buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for
10 years.
"Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike
is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It
protects it from the rain." and he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her
parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter
the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something
about my family before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In
fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the
dishes."
"No problem," he says.
And in they go. Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living
room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge
stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he
looks, dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner
progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans
over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word.
So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word.
So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the
table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents. His
girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her
mum horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks
at her mum.
"She's got a great body", he thinks. So he grabs the mum, bends her over
the dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there
on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is
boiling, but still, total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap
of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his motorcycle, so he
pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.
Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts: "All right,
enough already, I'LL do the fu*king dishes!"
One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, "You had a great check-up. Is there anything that you'd like to talk about or ask me?"
"Well," he said, "I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."
"That's a pretty big decision. Have you talked it over with your family?" inquired the doctor.
"Yeah." said the man.
"Well, what did they have to say about it?" asked the doctor.
"They're in favor, 15 to 2," replied the man.
"Well," he said, "I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."
"That's a pretty big decision. Have you talked it over with your family?" inquired the doctor.
"Yeah." said the man.
"Well, what did they have to say about it?" asked the doctor.
"They're in favor, 15 to 2," replied the man.
The Wiz said:
One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, "You had a great check-up. Is there anything that you'd like to talk about or ask me?"
"Well," he said, "I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."
"That's a pretty big decision. Have you talked it over with your family?" inquired the doctor.
"Yeah." said the man.
"Well, what did they have to say about it?" asked the doctor.
"They're in favor, 15 to 2," replied the man.
I've forwarded that around the office, although I did modify it, I added one word before man - Cornish!
your mother you know, and up the 
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