Squirrel infestation, what do I do?

Squirrel infestation, what do I do?

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jaker

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3,934 posts

276 months

Tuesday 21st December 2004
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I have a squirrel infestation problem in my loft that wants sorting, as the pesky little critters are keeping me awake at night!!

Anyone got any good ideas/experience?

so far, I have bought a trap (anyone know any good bait?) and I have a .22 airgun that I'm gonna use when they come into the garden.

animal rights my ar5e.

lunarscope

2,895 posts

249 months

Tuesday 21st December 2004
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You're nuts !

Balmoral Green

41,776 posts

255 months

Tuesday 21st December 2004
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Fred Elliot said:
Move 'em onto next doors loft, I said, move 'em onto next doors loft!

pdV6

16,442 posts

268 months

richardthestag

1,406 posts

240 months

Tuesday 21st December 2004
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We had birds flapping about in our loft keeping us awake all bloody night. One night I threw a couple of those loud French bangers up there and never heard a thing since.

pdV6

16,442 posts

268 months

Tuesday 21st December 2004
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richardthestag said:
One night I threw a couple of those loud French bangers up there and never heard a thing since.

Started to smell a bit a couple of weeks later, though...

mrmaggit

10,146 posts

255 months

Tuesday 21st December 2004
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Hang a couple of bags of nuts up for them.

pdV6

16,442 posts

268 months

Tuesday 21st December 2004
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mrmaggit said:
Hang 'em up by their nuts

Harsh.

mrmaggit

10,146 posts

255 months

Tuesday 21st December 2004
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pdV6 said:

mrmaggit said:
Hang 'em up by their nuts


Harsh.


Ed

691 posts

282 months

Tuesday 21st December 2004
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Get environmental health round with some poison if they are in the roof space, the 12 bore would make a hell of a mess of your roof felt, let alone scattering bits of squirel all over your insulation.

Get yourself some hollow point or round head pellets for the air rifle, if you go for the pointed ones they go straight through the dirty vermin.

happy shootin....


andyparrott

1,695 posts

290 months

Tuesday 21st December 2004
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How about one of those electronic noise thingys. I think Argos sell them. They work really well with mice, so they may work with Squirrels.

MilnerR

8,273 posts

265 months

Tuesday 21st December 2004
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los angeles said:
Borrow a cat and lock it in the loft for two days with food and water.



Or just water

richardthestag

1,406 posts

240 months

Tuesday 21st December 2004
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Ed said:
Get environmental health round with some poison if they are in the roof space


Then the little bastards die and slowly rot filling your house with flys and making your eyes water with the stink of it..

mrmaggit

10,146 posts

255 months

Tuesday 21st December 2004
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I was walking through a wood a couple of years back, and there was a rustle off to one side. I stopped, looked , but couldn't see anything. Then there was a little "thud" sound, followed by another rustle.

Then I saw them. A group of the fattest, roundest squirrels you've ever seen. I mean, they were almost rabbits! Another little thud, and I looked up to see a flurry of thin squirrels in the trees, knocking all the nuts off! The ones that were too fat to climb the trees were gathering the nuts up and hiding them!

Talk about teamwork!

Ed

691 posts

282 months

Tuesday 21st December 2004
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richardthestag said:

Ed said:
Get environmental health round with some poison if they are in the roof space



Then the little bastards die and slowly rot filling your house with flys and making your eyes water with the stink of it..



Shotgun time then.....

pdV6

16,442 posts

268 months

Tuesday 21st December 2004
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mrmaggit said:

Talk about teamwork!

Sounds more like the thin ones had done a time & motion study and concluded that it was more efficient to knock a whole load down at once then go & hide them, rather than scurry up & down the tree.

The fat ones had gone 1 stage further and concluded it was better to just sit still and poach the thin ones' supplies, thus cutting out ALL trips up & down the tree.

TDTH1975

631 posts

257 months

Tuesday 21st December 2004
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Lots of redundant hounds about I hear - chuck a couple of those in the loft ?

FourWheelDrift

89,645 posts

291 months

Tuesday 21st December 2004
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Do you know anyone with a Jack Russell, vicious squirrell eaters the lot of them?



er....hang on I'm sure there are bigger and more aggressive ones about....Here's a better one, look at him, his eyes just say "kill..kill..KILL"



Failing that hiring an Eagle, Buzzard or other bird of prey would put a serious downer on the Squirrels free liberty.




Ok, ok, shot the evil rodents.

crankedup

25,764 posts

250 months

Tuesday 21st December 2004
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Yep, a job for the pest control from your local council. Check for charges, some do and some don't.

Watch out for the varmits chewing your electric cables up there.

We had rats under our floor recently, pest controller done the deed before they damaged to much. Made a hole in our bloody wall tho which I had to lime mortar up.

Whats worse than rats in your house, apart from badgers shite.

JonRB

76,120 posts

279 months

Tuesday 21st December 2004
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richardthestag said:
One night I threw a couple of those loud French bangers up there and never heard a thing since.
Well that really is your own fault for standing too close to them when they went off.