The BNP disco

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birdbrain

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From TFT:

The BNP are a funny old bunch of scumbags. A brief perusal of their website tosses up enough weird ideas about the world to really make you shake your head in bewildered despair. At first, you may notice a couple of things that you are forced to agree with - like them being against Britain's 'spineless subservience
to the USA' and maintaining that 'it is a disgrace that Britain's recent achievements in chess are largely ignored' - and you start thinking, 'Hey, wait a minute, maybe they're not such rotten stinking apples after all.' Then they start ranting on about
white Britons being second-class citizens, about 'the huge influence of the homosexual mafia in the media' and about 'Muslim men drugging young White under-age girls and pushing them into prostitution' and you remember that they are all utterly, utterly insane.

However, despite the fact that they may not be the most open-minded people in the world, nor the brightest, nor the most amiable, they are human beings, just like the rest of us; and just like the rest of us, they do like to get together and celebrate at this special time of year. So last weekend they had their Christmas party. But, as BNP spokesman and Croydon branch organiser Bob Garner explained, 'There was a bit of a cock-up'. The cock-up occurred when some silly beggar went and booked a black DJ for the do. Apparently, the guy who booked him reckoned
that 'he sounded white over the phone', which presumably means he didn't answer the phone with words 'Who dat dere?' But this is where it all gets a bit confusing.

In recent years, BNP leader Nick Griffin has tried damned hard to gain more widespread political appeal by convincing everyone that the BNP is not actually racist. However, policies of putting a stop to immigration, outlawing positive discrimination and
offering voluntary repatriation to long-settled immigrants, as well as Jason Gwynne's undercover exposé The Secret Agent (which led to eight BNP members being arrested for various foul racist
crimes) have not made Griffin's claims awfully convincing. This Christmas party gaffe then, could have been a golden opportunity to turn it all round. Instead of telling the press 'it was very, very embarrassing', Bob Garner should surely have claimed that it was a sign of the shape of things to come. He should have said that the black DJ had been hired deliberately to weed the dirty racists out of the party. It could have been superb PR. Surely if
self-styled watermelon-eating appease-monkey Griffin had been present, that's exactly what would have happened.

But no. It was left to bumbling Bob Garner to tell the press the following: 'Everyone was a bit alarmed when the DJ turned up. A lot of people weren't happy - I wasn't, really - and one or two walked out.' Ah, how disappointing. So they are, after all, unashamedly racist. But wait. What's this? 'Traditionally [at the
Christmas bash] someone stands and says what's happened in the year or in the elections. But it was a bit difficult to say we were even the BNP. We even had to be careful what we said when we did the raffle so we didn't offend this guy.' Oh. So they're not
exactly 'unashamed' then. Rather, terribly terribly embarrassed about the whole thing. Weird though eh? One black fella turns up and their entire back-slapping bile-spitting black-slagging programme grinds to a complete halt. Whoever would have guessed
it was so easy? That's obviously got to be the tactic at the next BNP rally: just send a couple of black blokes down with a box of records and they'll all disperse, mumbling into their vests about British chess.

Pussies. Next thing you know they'll be letting them join.

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birdbrain

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Tuesday 21st December 2004
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Regrettably, no. Much as I'd like to claim the credit, it wasn't me that wrote it.

I did laugh when I read it though, which is the next best thing.

nonegreen

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277 months

Tuesday 21st December 2004
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birdbrain said:
From TFT:

The BNP are a funny old bunch of scumbags. A brief perusal of their website tosses up enough weird ideas about the world to really make you shake your head in bewildered despair. At first, you may notice a couple of things that you are forced to agree with - like them being against Britain's 'spineless subservience
to the USA' and maintaining that 'it is a disgrace that Britain's recent achievements in chess are largely ignored' - and you start thinking, 'Hey, wait a minute, maybe they're not such rotten stinking apples after all.' Then they start ranting on about
white Britons being second-class citizens, about 'the huge influence of the homosexual mafia in the media' and about 'Muslim men drugging young White under-age girls and pushing them into prostitution' and you remember that they are all utterly, utterly insane.


www.thefridayproject.co.uk


Great post and an interesting mix of stuff that makes them agreeable / disgusting. They are however overcensored IMO. The vast majority of members are completely barking mad and if the green media would stop censoring then this would be transparently obvious to all and they would remain unelected. Muslim men drugging white under age girls is however a problem in parts of Yorkshire and it needs dealing with by using crushing violence. A bit like the way the Miners were dealt with. This of course is not because they are Muslim but because kidnapping is a criminal offence and although obviously not as serious as speeding it still needs dealing with.

DustyC

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Tuesday 21st December 2004
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Thats was an excellent little story.
Infact Im so satisfied with it that I can get on with some work and stop cruising through PH now.
Thanks. :-)