Monday Morning Blues cure
Discussion
Prostitute standing on a street corner. A dwarf carrying a suitcase walks up to her.
Dwarf - “How much?”
Prostitute - “100.”
Dwarf agrees and they go back to the hookers flat.
The dwarf puts her on the bed. He opens the suitcase and pulls out 4 springs. He puts 1 on each hand and 1 on each foot. He bounces on top of her and gives her a good 2 hours of hard bonking.
Prostitute - “That was the best shag of my life, what technique do you call it?”
Dwarf - “fourspringdwarftechnique.”
Dwarf - “How much?”
Prostitute - “100.”
Dwarf agrees and they go back to the hookers flat.
The dwarf puts her on the bed. He opens the suitcase and pulls out 4 springs. He puts 1 on each hand and 1 on each foot. He bounces on top of her and gives her a good 2 hours of hard bonking.
Prostitute - “That was the best shag of my life, what technique do you call it?”
Dwarf - “fourspringdwarftechnique.”
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