I've finally found Jesus!!!

I've finally found Jesus!!!

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_dan_

Original Poster:

2,390 posts

286 months

Sunday 19th December 2004
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It took some looking but eventually found HERE!

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

262 months

Sunday 19th December 2004
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Jesus.....!

Zorro

4,474 posts

289 months

Sunday 19th December 2004
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Complete with throwing nails oh

jvaughan

6,025 posts

290 months

Sunday 19th December 2004
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you should check oout this place www.landoverbaptist.org/

Wierd people in a "Royson Vasey" kinda way

alexkp

16,484 posts

251 months

Sunday 19th December 2004
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jvaughan said:
you should check oout this place www.landoverbaptist.org/

Wierd people in a "Royson Vasey" kinda way


I think that's a very fair way of putting it.

I think "raving maniacs" is probably a more accurate description.

I've seen it many times, and it's still shocking.

driller

8,310 posts

285 months

Sunday 19th December 2004
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anonymous said:
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You know I've read the site over and over and I STILL can't work out if it's a "serious" religious site or if it's a spoof

Driller

gh0st

4,693 posts

265 months

Sunday 19th December 2004
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I cant either Driller!! Have you read the satanic toys section?!

JonRB

76,118 posts

279 months

Sunday 19th December 2004
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driller said:
You know I've read the site over and over and I STILL can't work out if it's a "serious" religious site or if it's a spoof
Well this looks like a bit of a giveway:
site said:
Speak in Tongues in 5 Days or Your Money Back! You'll be able to make up things that even you can't understand in a hot-footed hillbilly trance

driller

8,310 posts

285 months

Sunday 19th December 2004
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OK, just read the "Circumcise yourself-Infographic!" bit. Cleared that one up. Subtle though isn't it, well mostly. Sometimes your not sure if they're trying to sell religion with a bit of humour. (which would be a first!)

D

Zorro

4,474 posts

289 months

Sunday 19th December 2004
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Guess what Mary Magdalene's getting for xmas.

Corin Denton

8,759 posts

275 months

Sunday 19th December 2004
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More here!

www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist/429363

Jesus is watching you masterbate!???

jvaughan

6,025 posts

290 months

Sunday 19th December 2004
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Ahhh <sigh> the old classics are always the best

D_Mike

5,301 posts

247 months

Sunday 19th December 2004
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landover baptist is a total spoof... read their mail page.

gute_fahrt

33 posts

241 months

Sunday 19th December 2004
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It's very well done. They even have a forum. Thought this was good:

Does The Gospel endorse occasional binge drinking?, A slight disagreement at home





simpo two

87,097 posts

272 months

Sunday 19th December 2004
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It's a scam. I know 'cos it says 'JESUS CHIRST'

ronj

281 posts

270 months

Sunday 19th December 2004
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So many christians,not enough lions !
Ron.
















lanciachris

3,357 posts

248 months

Sunday 19th December 2004
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Buffalo

5,458 posts

261 months

Monday 20th December 2004
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I know jesus.....
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he built my hotrod!

cazzer

8,883 posts

255 months

Monday 20th December 2004
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I thought there was only me drove with that on....

Dangerous song to drive to.....

jacko lah

3,297 posts

256 months

Monday 20th December 2004
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Went to Church Last night. Had a nice mince Pie at the end - Think it was laced with Scotch !!!

Vicar was funny, with his puppets (You had to be there !)

I might go again next year around this time.