Eye massager

[docevi1]

http://leeguoku.en.ec21.com/GC00533797/CA00676971/USB_Eye_Massager.html

[alexkp]

Holy crap!

That can't be good for you....can it?

968 will know.

The item looks kinda kinky too....not sure why....is it onsale from the Vixpy Emporium of Tat?

[SiH]

You don't seriously think that's an 'eye massager' do you?!
That's like those 'back massagers' that have a vibrating handle that is mysteriously shaped like a big cock.
But of course, I wouldn't know about that sort of thing because I'm an

[alexkp]

SiH said:

That's like those 'back massagers' that have a vibrating handle that is mysteriously shaped like a big cock.

Judging from your smilie, it would appear you are sitting on one right now...

[driller]

Do they mean massaging the eyes with the lids closed perhaps??

[SiH]

Hehehehe, not my thing I'm afraid. I may live near Brighton but I don't spend the pink pound. And I'm currently sitting on a swivel chair on a hospital ward, lucky me......

[driller]

Do they mean massaging the eyes with the lids closed perhaps??

[alexkp]

driller said:

Do they mean massaging the eyes with the lids closed perhaps??

Well, I'm guessing yes.

The alternative would be too horrific to contemplate...

[968]

anonymous said:

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Looks pretty harmful, if you ask me..... massaging too hard for too long could do some serious damage.

[docevi1]

968 said:

Looks pretty harmful, if you ask me..... massaging too hard for too long could do some serious damage.

I thought it was just a joke that you go blind if massage too much

[mybrainhurts]

I've got a couple of fingers that do the same job.....