Halford's Chav Night Out
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While venturing down to a local retail park this morning in search of more pixels (see another thread), I decided I fancied a bacon roll from the burger van present.
As I waited, a young male employee from the on-site Halfords sauntered up and engaged the van owner in the follwing loud conversation - (Paraphrased by me, but essentially accurate):
"
in 'ell, we 'ad our work's do last night. We all got wrecked.
"Really?" Says the Chef de Cuisine as he flips my bacon.
"Was mental. There was bitch fights between some of our girls and some other slags, then two of ours started having a go at each other!" The young charver exclaimed with a laugh.
"And then Andy (I don't know him personally) puked all over Lisa.ing mental!"
"Sounds like a laugh" Says Jamie Oliver as he squirts ketchup all over the place before asking if I wanted any.
"Then we all had this massive ruck outside Yate's and Steve had to go to the A&E."
By this time my breakfast had been prepared and I wandered off, replete in the knowledge that Halfords not only sell to Chavs, but also employ them.
I paused to reflect on what I had heard, and how tame my own staff party had been by comparison. No girls had fought, no guys had puked, and sadly there had been no mass ruck with which to end the nights' festivities. Perhaps it was because we had all gone to a Michelin Restaurant, but I wasn't sure.
Anyhow, I just thought I'd share that with you, and please be assured it is all, sadly, true.
As I waited, a young male employee from the on-site Halfords sauntered up and engaged the van owner in the follwing loud conversation - (Paraphrased by me, but essentially accurate):
"
in 'ell, we 'ad our work's do last night. We all got wrecked. "Really?" Says the Chef de Cuisine as he flips my bacon.
"Was mental. There was bitch fights between some of our girls and some other slags, then two of ours started having a go at each other!" The young charver exclaimed with a laugh.
"And then Andy (I don't know him personally) puked all over Lisa.
ing mental!" "Sounds like a laugh" Says Jamie Oliver as he squirts ketchup all over the place before asking if I wanted any.
"Then we all had this massive ruck outside Yate's and Steve had to go to the A&E."
By this time my breakfast had been prepared and I wandered off, replete in the knowledge that Halfords not only sell to Chavs, but also employ them.
I paused to reflect on what I had heard, and how tame my own staff party had been by comparison. No girls had fought, no guys had puked, and sadly there had been no mass ruck with which to end the nights' festivities. Perhaps it was because we had all gone to a Michelin Restaurant, but I wasn't sure.
Anyhow, I just thought I'd share that with you, and please be assured it is all, sadly, true.
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