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Two Japanese blokes meet in a pub.
“Where do you live?”, asks one.
“121 Tokyo Gardens”, is the reply.
“Really, I live at 123 Tokyo Gardens, how come we’ve never met before?”
“Don’t know, where do you work”?
“I work at Tokyo sewage factory”.
“No – I too work at the same place”.
“What shift do you work?”
“I work the night shift, and you?”
“I work the day shift – that explains why we’ve never met”
“Yes we are like nips that pass in the shite”.
“Where do you live?”, asks one.
“121 Tokyo Gardens”, is the reply.
“Really, I live at 123 Tokyo Gardens, how come we’ve never met before?”
“Don’t know, where do you work”?
“I work at Tokyo sewage factory”.
“No – I too work at the same place”.
“What shift do you work?”
“I work the night shift, and you?”
“I work the day shift – that explains why we’ve never met”
“Yes we are like nips that pass in the shite”.
Every time Fred broke wind, the sound came out like....honnnnnnda
Getting desperate, he turned to alternative medicine after several doctors couldn't explain this phenomenon.
The Chinese doc said...answer is, you have abscess at base of spine
How do you know that? asked Fred.
Easy, replied Chinese doc ....old Chinese proverb tell me......
"abscess make the fart go Honda."
boom, boom
Getting desperate, he turned to alternative medicine after several doctors couldn't explain this phenomenon.
The Chinese doc said...answer is, you have abscess at base of spine
How do you know that? asked Fred.
Easy, replied Chinese doc ....old Chinese proverb tell me......
"abscess make the fart go Honda."
boom, boom
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