Female Impressionists

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sparkythecat

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7,961 posts

262 months

Friday 17th December 2004
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Am I alone in finding female impressionists sexy?

No I don't mean female impersonators, drag acts or far eastern ladyboys!

I mean the likes of Ronni Ancona, Jan Ravens (from Dead Ringers) and for those that are old enough to remember the late 70's - Faith Brown.

Although Ms Brown had obvious ample assets, none of these ladies are stunning beauties. However, once they get into character they really float my boat. I am particularly fond of Ms Ravens as Fiona Bruce and Sophie Rayworth The thought that you could go out on dates with all your favourite celebrities rolled into one, is highly appealling.

I am trying to get Mrs Sparky into impressions, but
all she can manage at this particular time of the month is a sort of hybrid impression of Yogi Bear and Taz. She sleeps as many hours as she can, then spends her waking hours a violently foul temper, feverishly ransacking the house in a frantic search for chocolate.

For instance, last night when I arrived home somewhat refreshed from the office Christmas bash, absent-mindedly forgetting to bring any chocolate, she referrred to me as "an inconsiderate, drunken Christmas tw@ "

So are impressionists sexy or am I just weird?

Marki

15,763 posts

277 months

Friday 17th December 2004
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Run boys run

Sparky ,, seek help mate

alexkp

16,484 posts

251 months

Friday 17th December 2004
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sparkythecat said:
Am I alone in finding female impressionists sexy?




You know I think you just might be...

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

262 months

Friday 17th December 2004
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Sexy....?

MilnerR

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265 months

Friday 17th December 2004
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mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

262 months

Friday 17th December 2004
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Why's she holding doughnuts to her...err....chest?

TheLemming

4,319 posts

272 months

Friday 17th December 2004
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sparkythecat said:

all she can manage at this particular time of the month is a sort of hybrid impression of Yogi Bear and Taz. She sleeps as many hours as she can, then spends her waking hours a violently foul temper, feverishly ransacking the house in a frantic search for chocolate.

For instance, last night when I arrived home somewhat refreshed from the office Christmas bash, absent-mindedly forgetting to bring any chocolate, she referrred to me as "an inconsiderate, drunken Christmas tw@ "



No idea on the impressionists, but this sounds damn familiar...

alexkp

16,484 posts

251 months

Friday 17th December 2004
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Yes, those are some nice looking ladies...but the fact that they are impressionists doesn't turn me on because they are....

This is a weird fetish!!

Alex

9,975 posts

291 months

Friday 17th December 2004
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It's not so much impressionists, as women with wit.

I love Ronni Ancona, especially as Victoria Beckham; so much sexier than the real thing.

yertis

18,683 posts

273 months

Friday 17th December 2004
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I share your enthusiasm for Roni Ancona... but the rest of them

lunarscope

2,895 posts

249 months

Friday 17th December 2004
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It depends on whom they are impersonating.

Does Ronni Ancona as Dale Winton give you the same thrill ?

yertis

18,683 posts

273 months

Friday 17th December 2004
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lunarscope said:
It depends on whom they are impersonating.

Does Ronni Ancona as Dale Winton give you the same thrill ?


Alot more than Dale Winton dressed as Ronni Ancona would do...


mrmaggit

10,146 posts

255 months

Friday 17th December 2004
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Roni Ancona, doing her impression of Nigella Lawson.

Double Ding Dong.

skinny

5,269 posts

242 months

Friday 17th December 2004
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it's prob cos you like 'em anyway, impressionist or not. i mean, lets face it, they are all pretty at impressions...as are the guys actually. i don't rate any of them.

lunarscope

2,895 posts

249 months

Friday 17th December 2004
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mrmaggit said:
Roni Ancona, doing her impression of Nigella Lawson.

Double Ding Dong.

sparkythecat

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7,961 posts

262 months

Friday 17th December 2004
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lunarscope said:
It depends on whom they are impersonating.

Does Ronni Ancona as Dale Winton give you the same thrill ?



But if you knew it was Ronni you'd be much more inclined to climb the 'oxo tower'





:grabscoatandrunstowaiting:

>> Edited by sparkythecat on Friday 17th December 17:01

EmmaP

11,758 posts

246 months

Friday 17th December 2004
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Ronnie Ancona is gorgeous and very funny. Faith Brown? Mmm. Can't see the attraction there I'm afraid.

lunarscope

2,895 posts

249 months

Friday 17th December 2004
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EmmaP said:
Ronnie Ancona is gorgeous and very funny. Faith Brown? Mmm. Can't see the attraction there I'm afraid.

There's a couple of reasons.

Wacky Racer

38,999 posts

254 months

Friday 17th December 2004
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sparkythecat said:
Am I alone in finding female impressionists sexy?

No I don't mean female impersonators, drag acts or far eastern ladyboys!

I mean the likes of Ronni Ancona, Jan Ravens (from Dead Ringers) and for those that are old enough to remember the late 70's - Faith Brown.




The only time I saw Faith Brown speechless was when Freddie Starr threw a bucket of live maggots down her ample cleavage, as she was sat on the front row during an "Audience with Freddie Starr".......

She was not amused..............

mx5alive

1,441 posts

267 months

Friday 17th December 2004
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Faith Brown was on Challenge TV today on a rerun of Bullseye. She definitely had a couple of assets that had some of the guys in the office excited.