The 12 Days of Chavmas
Discussion
On the 1st day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, a pikey in Burberry.
On the 2nd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, two tracksuit tops and a
pikey in Burberry.
On the 3nd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, three navel studs, two
tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 4th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, four stolen phones,
three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 5th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, fiiiveee gooolldd
riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a
pikey in Burberry.
On the 6th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, six teens a-laying,
fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two
tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 7th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, seven scallies stealing,
six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three
navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 8th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eight midriffes showing,
seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs,
four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in
Burberry.
On the 9th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, nine ladies drinking,
eight midriffes showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying,
fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two
tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 10th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, ten lads joy-riding,
nine ladies drinking, eight midriffes showing, seven scallies stealing, six
teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three
navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 11th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eleven prammers
pushing, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffes
showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd
riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a
pikey in Burberry.
On the 12th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, twelve chavvers
chavving, eleven prammers pushing, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies
drinking, eight midriffes showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens
a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel
studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry
On the 2nd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, two tracksuit tops and a
pikey in Burberry.
On the 3nd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, three navel studs, two
tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 4th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, four stolen phones,
three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 5th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, fiiiveee gooolldd
riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a
pikey in Burberry.
On the 6th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, six teens a-laying,
fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two
tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 7th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, seven scallies stealing,
six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three
navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 8th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eight midriffes showing,
seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs,
four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in
Burberry.
On the 9th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, nine ladies drinking,
eight midriffes showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying,
fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two
tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 10th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, ten lads joy-riding,
nine ladies drinking, eight midriffes showing, seven scallies stealing, six
teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three
navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 11th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eleven prammers
pushing, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffes
showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd
riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a
pikey in Burberry.
On the 12th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, twelve chavvers
chavving, eleven prammers pushing, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies
drinking, eight midriffes showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens
a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel
studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry
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