Things you can get away with saying at xmas
Discussion
Thought I would brush the dust off another old joke but a festive one!!
1 I prefer breasts to legs.
2 Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3 Smother the butter all over the breasts.
4 If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5 I've never seen a better spread!
6 I fancy a little dark meat for a change.
7 Are you ready for seconds yet?
8 It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9 Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10 Don't play with your meat!
11 Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12 Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13 I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14 You still have a little bit on your chin.
15 How long will it take after you put it in?
16 You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17 Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18 That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19 I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20 Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
1 I prefer breasts to legs.
2 Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3 Smother the butter all over the breasts.
4 If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5 I've never seen a better spread!
6 I fancy a little dark meat for a change.
7 Are you ready for seconds yet?
8 It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9 Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10 Don't play with your meat!
11 Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12 Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13 I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14 You still have a little bit on your chin.
15 How long will it take after you put it in?
16 You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17 Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18 That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19 I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20 Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
bouffy said:
me, my brothers and Dad had a long converstaion with my granny last christmas about the merits of large breasts on small birds. Mum just sat there, shaking her head.
You probably had to be there.
Actually I can just here the two Gentlemen Outfitters having that very conversation....
LMAO.
Whilst walking with the kids through a crowded shoping centre some years ago, we happened upon Santa in his grotto.
Under my breath I said to the wife "What's in Santa's sack? Santa's balls, of course".
Later we went round to the wife's parents.
Son (about 6)runs in and says "Grandma, what's in Santa's sack?...."
NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo.......!
Under my breath I said to the wife "What's in Santa's sack? Santa's balls, of course".
Later we went round to the wife's parents.
Son (about 6)runs in and says "Grandma, what's in Santa's sack?...."
NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo.......!
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