Flying low

[titiany]

Bloke sitting opposite me at work has his flies gaping open.

Have chuckled to myself for the last 20 minutes already.

What's the right thing to do? Mention it to him to save his dignity or let him wander about for hours?

[robdickinson]

Tell him you always thought he'd be bigger, and you shant bother now...

[shadytree]

Why were you looking at his croch ?

[fer]

Ask him if he left the garage doors open today.

[titiany]

shadytree said:

Why were you looking at his croch ?

Ah. Erm...




Just caught my attention

[vixpy1]

shadytree said:

Why were you looking at his croch ?

He was Knitting?????

[shadytree]

vixpy1 said:

shadytree said: Why were you looking at his croch ? He was Knitting?????

>> Edited by shadytree on Thursday 16th December 14:41

[titiany]

fer said:

Ask him if he left the garage doors open today.

Just tried this one, but he didn't seem to know what I was getting at.

He just said 'no...?'.

[einion yrth]

How about
"[insert name here], nice boxers mate."

[BliarOut]

Hope you don't get the same response as on the quotations thread:

Once, when Churchill was sleeping on a train, a woman came in and noticed his fly was open. She said "Mr, your penis is sticking out!". Churchill awoke, and answered: "Madam, don't flatter yourself. It is merely hanging out."

[titiany]

OK!

I'm going in....!

[Iceman82]

What into the open fly area?! What!!

[BliarOut]

Watch your mouth young lady

[titiany]

BliarOut said:

Watch your mouth young lady

Flies now closed.

Subject suitably red-faced.

Shame. It was funny while it lasted, but I have a heart.

[cosmoschick]

titiany said:

...or let him wander about for hours?

[trooperiziz]

titiany said:

Subject suitably red-faced.

I really don't understand someone getting embarrased over that? It's not like anything was on show and it's an easy mistake.

[titiany]

trooperiziz said:

titiany said: Subject suitably red-faced. I really don't understand someone getting embarrased over that? It's not like anything was on show and it's an easy mistake.

I don't know. I guess some people get precious about this sort of thing.

And I guess it was something to do with the fact that I told him I had posted my dilemma on PH

[cotty]

titiany said:

And I guess it was something to do with the fact that I told him I had posted my dilemma on PH

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