Can you keep a secret ?
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Reminds me of a bit in one of Terry Pratchett's books that I use whenever someone is REALLY pressuring me to tell them a secret.
(Paraphrased...)
Them: "Tell me! Tell me!"
Me: "Can you keep a secret?"
Them: "Yes!"
Me: "Can you keep it even when you REALLY want to tell it to someone else but know that you can't?"
Them: "Yes! Yes!"
Me: "Good. So can I."
Works every time.
(Paraphrased...)
Them: "Tell me! Tell me!"
Me: "Can you keep a secret?"
Them: "Yes!"
Me: "Can you keep it even when you REALLY want to tell it to someone else but know that you can't?"
Them: "Yes! Yes!"
Me: "Good. So can I."
Works every time.
GO ON THEN!Sorry, got distracted by work.
Anyway, I've heard a rumour the a certain furnture retailer, DFS, is planning to have. A Sale ! Yes, its true a DFS Sale. Starts Boxing Day. FREE SOFA'S, FREE CHAIRS, FREE SALESMEN, FREE CARPET, THEY WILL EVEN LICK YOUR BALLS FOR FREE, provivded you sign up to one off there very reasonable credit agreements, which is of course FREE ! No Interest, 0%, nothing to pay ever so long as you all shall live . Just load them up and take them away, ( delivery not included).
WARNING ! The Sale could be repeted every other weekend for the rest of the year.
Mums the word.
Anyway, I've heard a rumour the a certain furnture retailer, DFS, is planning to have. A Sale ! Yes, its true a DFS Sale. Starts Boxing Day. FREE SOFA'S, FREE CHAIRS, FREE SALESMEN, FREE CARPET, THEY WILL EVEN LICK YOUR BALLS FOR FREE, provivded you sign up to one off there very reasonable credit agreements, which is of course FREE ! No Interest, 0%, nothing to pay ever so long as you all shall live . Just load them up and take them away, ( delivery not included).
WARNING ! The Sale could be repeted every other weekend for the rest of the year.
Mums the word.
hmmmmmmm, you deserve to have your bollocks whipped with razor blades, my good man.
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