Oh, spiffing - my 'MP' The Sprogmeister General...
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Though I use the acronym 'MP' in it's loosest possible sense.
Perhaps MIFLGT (Member of Infinite Freeloading Quangoidal Gravy Train) would be more fitting.
For the simply shocking face of latter day, hyper professional, scarcely female affirmative action in Doc Martens has somehow crept onto the front bench, ensuring that her unfeasibly masculine resonances will be visited upon the house and country at large with all the sincerity of a particularly weepy, swamp dwelling lizard.
If I'm going to have an MP who cares less about their constituents' motoring plight and eradication of all liberties generally, at the hands of a local council so bereft of even single celled intelligence, then at least give me a plantation owning South Afrikaan called Eugene before some attrocious, random plantee from the inner sanctum of Mandelspawn's grotesque 'Bliar Babe' coven.
Ruth Kelly, Minister of State For Education. What a good idea.
Tom 'classic, inexplicable air of B'stard' Sackville, please come back.
Sory about that, rather parochial jibe but any fellow dwellers of the northern slums may identify with the shocking feebleness of this appointment.
What on earth is Howard doing? How much of an open goaldoes he need to move in for the kill?
Perhaps MIFLGT (Member of Infinite Freeloading Quangoidal Gravy Train) would be more fitting.
For the simply shocking face of latter day, hyper professional, scarcely female affirmative action in Doc Martens has somehow crept onto the front bench, ensuring that her unfeasibly masculine resonances will be visited upon the house and country at large with all the sincerity of a particularly weepy, swamp dwelling lizard.
If I'm going to have an MP who cares less about their constituents' motoring plight and eradication of all liberties generally, at the hands of a local council so bereft of even single celled intelligence, then at least give me a plantation owning South Afrikaan called Eugene before some attrocious, random plantee from the inner sanctum of Mandelspawn's grotesque 'Bliar Babe' coven.
Ruth Kelly, Minister of State For Education. What a good idea.
Tom 'classic, inexplicable air of B'stard' Sackville, please come back.
Sory about that, rather parochial jibe but any fellow dwellers of the northern slums may identify with the shocking feebleness of this appointment.
What on earth is Howard doing? How much of an open goaldoes he need to move in for the kill?
derestrictor said:Agreed, we have the only (previously) credible Cabinet member gone - I exclude Stash Gordon as anybody with his eye for theft by stealth doesn' deserve inclusion - Howard should be going for the jugular. Not least after the 'euthanasia bill' was weasled through following the most incompetent performance the dispatch box has ever seen ... prompting Gerald Kaufman to stand up and offer the view that if the Minister's interventions were to be of that quality he would do better to remain seated. This wasn't a Blair Babe of course, but another kind of pc appointment.
What on earth is Howard doing? How much of an open goaldoes he need to move in for the kill?
So the reason must be that Howard knows there are many skeletons at various stages of decomposition in the Conservative cupboard, and is following the code of honour among gravy train passengers to ensure they retain their First Class season tickets.
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