Romantic nonsense I'll forget in the morning.

Romantic nonsense I'll forget in the morning.

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love machine

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7,609 posts

242 months

Thursday 16th December 2004
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I have just been to the pub, to drink my cold under the table.

I met a girl from the village who is absolutely smashing. I would have sold a kidney to carry the night on. Sadly she is about 9 years my junior, I have a current girlfriend (with redundant sex drive). Although I am slightly pissed, it was one of those "Singing in the rain" moments. I'm really happy.

Does anyone know what I am talking about?

wedg1e

26,891 posts

272 months

Thursday 16th December 2004
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I think the expression is 'jiggy-jiggy'...

EmmaP

11,758 posts

246 months

Thursday 16th December 2004
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Yes, I do! A very clear indication that something is amiss in your current relationship. Ok, I know the obvious thing that is missing. That probably indicates that there are underlying issues that need to be or cannot be resolved. Maybe it's time to move on? Or was it just your beer goggles clouding your judgment?

markmullen

15,877 posts

241 months

Thursday 16th December 2004
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love machine said:

I met a girl from the village who is absolutely smashing. I would have sold a kidney to carry the night on. Sadly ...... I have a current girlfriend (with redundant sex drive).


Time for a part exchange?

love machine said:

she is about 9 years my junior


[Terry Thomas]
Ding Dong
[/Terry Thomas]

I do know what you mean though mate, can't say a lot on here but I do know exactly what you mean.

DJFish

5,964 posts

270 months

Thursday 16th December 2004
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Eric Idle said:
It's one of the little men from the village, he says he's come about the reaping???


Good friend of mine lives in a village,
Started seeing a girl from same village,
Now their every move is common knowledge around the village, and after tonight, so I suspect will yours

Sorry to pi55 on your chips but my Granny always said "Don't sh1t on your own doorstep"

Dave

Pigeon

18,535 posts

253 months

Thursday 16th December 2004
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love machine said:
I have a current girlfriend (with redundant sex drive).

Surely that means that if one of her systems has a headache, she has several backups that are still hot to trot?

ErnestM

11,621 posts

274 months

Thursday 16th December 2004
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Pigeon said:

love machine said:
I have a current girlfriend (with redundant sex drive).


Surely that means that if one of her systems has a headache, she has several backups that are still hot to trot?


Poor chap. I'll bet the other borg implants really chafe as well. Resistance is futile, wot?




ErnestM

GregE240

10,857 posts

274 months

Thursday 16th December 2004
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LM, all this has done is expose a problem in your current relationship mate.

Its vital if you want it to carry on that you speak to your girlfriend about this, before anything else happens. Is the grass greener? Only you know that.

Villages are funny places. Sooner or later, everyone will know this.

(huh - says he, recently qualified to exposing problems in relationships.....)

PS - Ernests picture. That Sara Cox scrubs up well, doesn't she? Don't think much of the "Princess Anne" hairdo though.

Podie

46,645 posts

282 months

Thursday 16th December 2004
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GregE240 said:
Villages are funny places....


git orf my laaaand...!

GregE240

10,857 posts

274 months

Thursday 16th December 2004
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Podie said:

GregE240 said:
Villages are funny places....



git orf my laaaand...!

Spoken out of the side of their mouth.....

titiany

2,122 posts

239 months

Thursday 16th December 2004
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GregE240 said:
Is the grass greener? Only you know that.


IMHO the grass is always greener.
The idea of a good relationship is to look at what you have, and know that there is too much to give up for a lush bit of greenery on the other side of the fence. Everyone at some point is going to be faced with temptation.

miniman

26,312 posts

269 months

Thursday 16th December 2004
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DJFish said:
Sorry to pi55 on your chips but my Granny always said "Don't sh1t on your own doorstep"

We have to tell my Granny not to piss on her chips, but then that's alzheimer's for you...

GregE240

10,857 posts

274 months

Thursday 16th December 2004
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titiany said:

GregE240 said:
Is the grass greener? Only you know that.



IMHO the grass is always greener.
The idea of a good relationship is to look at what you have, and know that there is too much to give up for a lush bit of greenery on the other side of the fence. Everyone at some point is going to be faced with temptation.
<bites tongue>

dds1

1,407 posts

265 months

Thursday 16th December 2004
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The grass is always greener on the other side mate.


I always find it helps to give it a mow

Podie

46,645 posts

282 months

Thursday 16th December 2004
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GregE240 said:

Podie said:


GregE240 said:
Villages are funny places....




git orf my laaaand...!


Spoken out of the side of their mouth.....


yer not from 'round 'ere...

fer

7,734 posts

287 months

Thursday 16th December 2004
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I wondered how long it would be before Mungo visited this thread... now he has finished GTA:SA he has time on his hands again!

BTW, the grass may be greener, but it will still need mowing.

cosmoschick

7,977 posts

256 months

Thursday 16th December 2004
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GregE240 said:
Villages are funny places.




Busy bodies 'twitching their net curtains'

Wacky Racer

38,989 posts

254 months

Thursday 16th December 2004
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GregE240 said:

Podie said:


GregE240 said:
Villages are funny places....




git orf my laaaand...!


Spoken out of the side of their mouth.....



You forgot the Oh arrrr!!!!!

(length of straw dangling out of other side of mouth)...

selmer

2,760 posts

249 months

Thursday 16th December 2004
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www.ebaumsworld.com/beer.shtml
A warning to us all.

ThatPhilBrettGuy

11,809 posts

247 months

Thursday 16th December 2004
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miniman said:

DJFish said:
Sorry to pi55 on your chips but my Granny always said "Don't sh1t on your own doorstep"


We have to tell my Granny not to piss on her chips, but then that's alzheimer's for you...

And pi55 does make the grass greener