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I have just been to the pub, to drink my cold under the table.
I met a girl from the village who is absolutely smashing. I would have sold a kidney to carry the night on. Sadly she is about 9 years my junior, I have a current girlfriend (with redundant sex drive). Although I am slightly pissed, it was one of those "Singing in the rain" moments. I'm really happy.
Does anyone know what I am talking about?
I met a girl from the village who is absolutely smashing. I would have sold a kidney to carry the night on. Sadly she is about 9 years my junior, I have a current girlfriend (with redundant sex drive). Although I am slightly pissed, it was one of those "Singing in the rain" moments. I'm really happy.
Does anyone know what I am talking about?
Yes, I do! A very clear indication that something is amiss in your current relationship. Ok, I know the obvious thing that is missing. That probably indicates that there are underlying issues that need to be or cannot be resolved. Maybe it's time to move on? Or was it just your beer goggles clouding your judgment?
love machine said:
I met a girl from the village who is absolutely smashing. I would have sold a kidney to carry the night on. Sadly ...... I have a current girlfriend (with redundant sex drive).
Time for a part exchange?
love machine said:
she is about 9 years my junior
[Terry Thomas]
Ding Dong
[/Terry Thomas]
I do know what you mean though mate, can't say a lot on here but I do know exactly what you mean.
Eric Idle said:
It's one of the little men from the village, he says he's come about the reaping???
Good friend of mine lives in a village,
Started seeing a girl from same village,
Now their every move is common knowledge around the village, and after tonight, so I suspect will yours
Sorry to pi55 on your chips but my Granny always said "Don't sh1t on your own doorstep"
Dave
Pigeon said:
love machine said:
I have a current girlfriend (with redundant sex drive).
Surely that means that if one of her systems has a headache, she has several backups that are still hot to trot?
Poor chap. I'll bet the other borg implants really chafe as well. Resistance is futile, wot?
ErnestM
LM, all this has done is expose a problem in your current relationship mate.
Its vital if you want it to carry on that you speak to your girlfriend about this, before anything else happens. Is the grass greener? Only you know that.
Villages are funny places. Sooner or later, everyone will know this.
(huh - says he, recently qualified to exposing problems in relationships.....)
PS - Ernests picture. That Sara Cox scrubs up well, doesn't she? Don't think much of the "Princess Anne" hairdo though.
Its vital if you want it to carry on that you speak to your girlfriend about this, before anything else happens. Is the grass greener? Only you know that.
Villages are funny places. Sooner or later, everyone will know this.
(huh - says he, recently qualified to exposing problems in relationships.....)
PS - Ernests picture. That Sara Cox scrubs up well, doesn't she? Don't think much of the "Princess Anne" hairdo though.
GregE240 said:
Is the grass greener? Only you know that.
IMHO the grass is always greener.
The idea of a good relationship is to look at what you have, and know that there is too much to give up for a lush bit of greenery on the other side of the fence. Everyone at some point is going to be faced with temptation.
titiany said:<bites tongue>
GregE240 said:
Is the grass greener? Only you know that.
IMHO the grass is always greener.
The idea of a good relationship is to look at what you have, and know that there is too much to give up for a lush bit of greenery on the other side of the fence. Everyone at some point is going to be faced with temptation.
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