Stinky Britney....

[rico]

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ananova said:

Britney 'stinks' Britney Spears caused a real stink when her smelly feet gassed a plane full of people. Britney at this week's Billboard music awards /AP Passengers complained when the star shed her shoes on a flight. The smell was so bad that a stewardess asked Britney to put them back on reports The Sun. Britney, 23, caused a stir as she and hubby Kevin Federline, 26, flew from Los Angeles to New York. The singer blamed the whiff on her shoes. One passenger said: "The smell was unbelievable. One woman had a word with the air hostess, then three or four others complained. She looked pretty embarrassed as she tapped Britney on the shoulder and asked her very politely to put her shoes back on. "Britney went red, laughed and said her shoes make her feet stink. Thankfully she put them on. There's no way we could have put up with that."

[Davel]

She could have opened the window!

[FourWheelDrift]

The Internet equivilant of the National Enquirer said:

"Britney went red, laughed and said her shoes make her feet stink."

Yeah, right Britney and those marriage kiosks in Las Vegas aren't legal.

[lunarscope]

...and her knickers make her fy smell like a fishmonger's bin.

[burnt]

Top quality news reporting. We can all die in piece now we know this.

[mx5alive]

My mates chat up line
'Can I smell your f@nny?'
Certainly not
' oh, must be your feet then!'

lol

BTW he's still single. suprised?

[ErnestM]

mx5alive said:

My mates chat up line 'Can I smell your f@nny?' Certainly not ' oh, must be your feet then!' lol BTW he's still single. suprised?

He doesn't, by any chance, flog crystal horses with wings in his spare time does he?




ErnestM

[900T-R]

Why oh why is it that only the chatup lines that, er, stink, get posted on PH and never one that actually works?

mx5alive said:

My mates chat up line 'Can I smell your f@nny?' Certainly not ' oh, must be your feet then!' lol BTW he's still single. suprised?

[rico]

mx5alive said:

My mates chat up line 'Can I smell your f@nny?' Certainly not ' oh, must be your feet then!' lol BTW he's still single. suprised?

[mutt k]

900T-R said:

Why oh why is it that only the chatup lines that, er, stink, get posted on PH and never one that actually works? mx5alive said: My mates chat up line 'Can I smell your f@nny?' Certainly not ' oh, must be your feet then!' lol BTW he's still single. suprised?

For the same reason that people who really do know how to get rich quick don't bother advertising get rich quick schemes!

[mcflurry]

mutt k said:

For the same reason that people who really do know how to get rich quick don't bother advertising get rich quick schemes!

Tell you what... send me a million squid and I will tell you how to get rich quick