The best contraceptive in the world

[srebbe64]

I've discovered the best possible contraceptive. It's called: "Four Kids"

The beauty of this particular method includes:

1) The very act of looking after/entertaining four kids exhausts all desire.

2) The effect acts on both parties.

3) The thought of a fifth 'little one' is a healthy disincentive.

4) I'm sure there are more, but, quite frankly, I'm just too knackered to even think.

[BliarOut]

Not forgetting the fact that somehow if you overcome all the other barriers, they just seem to know..... And it wouldn't do for parents to have fun, now would it

[pug406]

We were lucky, we only had one.

[srebbe64]

pug406 said:

We were lucky, we only had one.

I reckon having kids is like a "self regulating valve". The more you have the less the opportunity for procreation.

[BliarOut]

Get the snip.

You know it makes sense

[srebbe64]

BliarOut said:

Get the snip. You know it makes sense

Absolutely no need to - for the reasons mentioned above!

[wendyg]

Best contraceptive in the world is a one penny piece.









Held tightly between the knees at all times

[BliarOut]

But you might have sex again.....























One day

[vixpy1]

Its reasuring to know that I'm getting just the same amount of sex as married Ph'ers now..

IE:.. None..

[Hughesie2]

surprised so few of you didnt learn your lesson at the 1st born.

[wendyg]

vixpy1 said:

Its reasuring to know that I'm getting just the same amount of sex as married Ph'ers now.. IE:.. None..

Speak for yourself, I'm getting LOADS. We take precautions, so we're at it morning, noon and night. Any brief opportunity, we're right in there. I am very fulfilled.

[wedg1e]

wendyg said:

vixpy1 said: Its reasuring to know that I'm getting just the same amount of sex as married Ph'ers now.. IE:.. None.. Speak for yourself, I'm getting LOADS. We take precautions, so we're at it morning, noon and night. Any brief opportunity, we're right in there. I am very fulfilled.

Damn right! I'm married (technically), but the g/f and I can still fit in an evening (or afternoon) of the horizontal Salsa without too much difficulty... and if the thrill ever wanes, well I can always borrow the Ann Summers catalogue from my daughter...

[Mrs BlueCerbera]

Well the thing thats working as the best contraceptive for us right now is the fact that we've got two kids and there's only room for 2 in the back of the Cerby .......

....although, I guess we could get a 2nd TVR and travel round in our own mini-convoy. Now, where's that husband of mine gone

[Pot Bellied Fool]

Best Contraceptive?

I simply rely on my personality...

[vixpy1]

Married PH'ers with Kids!

Step away from the Bedroom!

You are no Longer 17!

you will only injure yourselves!





>> Edited by vixpy1 on Tuesday 14th December 23:36

[Mrs BlueCerbera]

vixpy1 said:

Married PH'ers with Kids! Step away from the Bedroom! You are no Longer 17! you will only injure yourselves! >> Edited by vixpy1 on Tuesday 14th December 23:36

Bedroom ? You young lads really lack imagination don't you ?!

[wedg1e]

Mrs BlueCerbera said:

vixpy1 said: Married PH'ers with Kids! Step away from the Bedroom! You are no Longer 17! you will only injure yourselves! >> Edited by vixpy1 on Tuesday 14th December 23:36 Bedroom ? You young lads really lack imagination don't you ?!

Good point! I didn't buy a black leather suite for nothing...

[vixpy1]

wedg1e said:

Good point! I didn't buy a black leather suite for nothing...

Was it for its easy wipe clean Leather?

[pug406]

vixpy1 said:

Married PH'ers with Kids! Step away from the Bedroom! You are no Longer 17! you will only injure yourselves!

Heres why Vixpy does not get any.



>> Edited by pug406 on Tuesday 14th December 23:58

[wedg1e]

vixpy1 said:

wedg1e said: Good point! I didn't buy a black leather suite for nothing... Was it for its easy wipe clean Leather?

Funnily enough, if you don't get certain 'spillages' off quickly, marks do remain...