No more flatulance!

[lazyitus]

Cure your after meal problems once and for all.

Eat as much curry and sink as many pints of Guiness as you wish, followed by a full plate of sprouts and baked beans if you like.

Aint a problem no more!

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[Buffalo]

Been living with my aunt and uncle since march. They have an unhealthy love of cabbage. Its killing me, we are all farting like bloody monsters.

I have had 10 years of eating death-defying curries. I have not had one since moving in with them, yet my guts are more alive than they ever were!

Let me see that link!

[Gaffer]

www.gasbgon.co.uk/gasmedic.htm

Claire

[mybrainhurts]

If you think I'm walking around with charcoal in me clouts.....you can think again.......

Far simpler to ignite them and burn 'em off.......

[D-Angle]

www.flatulencefilter.com

Read the testimonials - this has to be a joke site, surely?

[GasBlaster]

when I was in the TA we did a 2 week course at the para regt. depot after the first week everybody's farts smelled exactly the same so you were never sure whether it was safe to enjoy them or not. Yuk.