Help please - Apply your grey cells here now

[CharlieAlpha66]

Everyone knows of those alpha-numerical quiz things that go along the lines of:

18 H on a GC - where the answer is 18 Holes on a Golf Course.
64 S on a CB - where the answer is 64 Squares on a Chess Board

I have a couple of these that I am rather stumped for. I figured the vast cross-section offered on here by the PH massive would see these cracked by bedtime..!

3P on a P
1P in a P
4P on a C
2S to a SOB
23 ETTTTT
100F in a CL
2G of V
200 P as YPG
9G in a F

Oh and I need them by tomorrow please....!!

[lotuslad]

3 people on a podium?

[lotuslad]

1 person in a pappoose?

[diddyman]

2 glasses of vermouth?
9 girls/gorillas in a Fiesta?

[lunarscope]

3 prossies on a punter ?

[burnt]

Can we make them up to fit?

[lotuslad]

23 erotic things to try to tantalise?

[Gaffer]

Here is a couple of them:

www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Quizzes_and_Puzzles/Question83414.html

Claire

[lotuslad]

100 females in a creamy lather?

[Incorrigible]

CharlieAlpha66 said:

3P on a P 1P in a P 4P on a C Points on a compass 2S to a SOB 23 ETTTTT 100F in a CL 2G of V 200 P as YPG Pounds as you pass go 9G in a F Gallons in a firkin Oh and I need them by tomorrow please....!!

Can't be arsed to think anymore

[lotuslad]

9 girls in a ferrari

[Incorrigible]

Gaffer said:

Here is a couple of them: www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Quizzes_and_Puzzles/Question83414.html Claire

apparently 100feet in a chain is "engineering"

[CharlieAlpha66]

Gaffer said:

Here is a couple of them: www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Quizzes_and_Puzzles/Question83414.html Claire

Oh you beauty. Top girl Claire. Thanks

[CharlieAlpha66]

lotuslad said:

3 people on a podium?

Yep... I could buy this one. Thanks.

[Plotloss]

But there isnt 100 feet in a chain

Its 22 yards isnt it?

[CharlieAlpha66]

CharlieAlpha66 said:

4P on a C

Just sussed this one - 4 points on a Compass.

So that leaves:

1P in a P
2S to a SOB
100F in a CL
2G of V
200 P as YPG
9G in a F

>> Edited by CharlieAlpha66 on Tuesday 14th December 17:27

[Incorrigible]

Plotloss said:

But there isnt 100 feet in a chain Its 22 yards isnt it?

It's still not engineering

An acre is 1 furlong * 1 chain IIRC

And I only know that from listening to an awful lot of Pink Floyd

[sparkythecat]

Plotloss said:

But there isnt 100 feet in a chain Its 22 yards isnt it?

Yeah, 100feet is on a centipede's legs

>> Edited by sparkythecat on Tuesday 14th December 17:27

[Incorrigible]

CharlieAlpha66 said:

CharlieAlpha66 said: 4P on a C Just sussed this one - 4 points on a Compass.

I answered that in my first reply, plus a couple of others

1 - BBOAIF

That'"s blind bloke on an internet forum"

[lotuslad]

2 sides to a........?