Do you ever find...

[moleamol]

...that when you try to tell people about something interesting or a bit 'zany' that you did or happened to you, they just don't believe you. It really pisses me off that because I manage to get about and do stuff people think I'm lying. Usually people who don't know you rather than mates who get up to the same stuff.

See you all later, I'm just nipping for a drive in my Mclaren.

[Psychobert]

moleamol said:

See you all later, I'm just nipping for a drive in my Mclaren.

While you are out, would you mind awfully dropping around to remove that Tuscan you left on the end of my private drive?..

[moleamol]

Psychobert said:

moleamol said: See you all later, I'm just nipping for a drive in my Mclaren. While you are out, would you mind awfully dropping around to remove that Tuscan you left on the end of my private drive?..

I would but my wife needs picking up from the set and my son's on his way back from the moon.

[lazyitus]

moleamol said:

I would but my wife needs picking up from the set and my son's on his way back from the moon.

Make sure he gives me my Space Shuttle back when he returns. He told me he was only going for a day, the cheeky sods' had it for over 9 million years now.

[pug406]

[quote=moleamolSee you all later, I'm just nipping for a drive in my Mclaren.[/quote]

It's about time you paid me for it, you have had it 2 years

[mybrainhurts]

So you're the thieving git who nicked it from me.....

[Mrs Fish]

And I am the one who sold it to you in the first place

[YarisSi]

I made it and while I'm at it might as well admit to designing it. Sorry

[v15ben]

Copying the design I drew on the back of a fag packet aged 4 1/2!!

[mybrainhurts]

What were you doing with fags at that age?

[GregE240]

mybrainhurts said:

What were you doing with fags at that age?

Holding crumpets if he was at private school.

Allegedly

[EmmaP]

Voulez-vous le beurre?

[vixpy1]

Once I manage to get EmmaP and the page three girl out of my bed, I'm going for a drive in my SLR.

[moleamol]

vixpy1 said:

Once I manage to get EmmaP and the page three girl out of my bed, I'm going for a drive in my SLR.

You're driving a camera? Now that is bulshit.

[wedge girl]

vixpy1 said:

Once I manage to get EmmaP and the page three girl out of my bed, I'm going for a drive in my SLR.

Now why on earth would you want to get them out of your bed, surely you ment in to your bed.


edited for typing like I'm pi$$ed

>> Edited by wedge girl on Monday 13th December 23:55

[vixpy1]

wedge girl said:

Now why on esrth would you want to get them out of your bed, surely you ment in to your bed.

In the melee, I've lost the keys to the Merc, I need them out of the bed so I can find them, poor girls have passed out with pleasure

[wedge girl]

vixpy1 said:

wedge girl said: Now why on esrth would you want to get them out of your bed, surely you ment in to your bed. In the melee, I've lost the girls and I have passed out

[vixpy1]

[EmmaP]

Charlie! Come back to bed darling! I'm getting very lonely in here

>> Edited by EmmaP on Tuesday 14th December 00:39