Plan for a new environmentally friendly sport?

[dnb]

Lentilist hunting!

There's all these poor fox hunters and hounds that are out of work. We could stop them claiming the dole (thus saving tax money) by getting them to hunt the lentilists.

It's environmentally friendly too because lentilists breath, releasing CO2 into the atmosphere. If we stop this, then we are helping the environment.

When we run out of lenitilists, we could do the same for numpty civil servents who make up pointless laws. Same environmental benefit a bigger saving in tax, plus we save LOTS of trees worth of pointless paperwork - thus saving the rain forests at the same time!

Not sure what to hunt after this, but it should be good for a few years...



I'm sure there are plenty of other environmental benefits to include in the proposal...

I now turn the plan over to P&P for consultation and discussion...

[swilly]

One big problem.

Any environmentally friendly sport would have to be completely free of any kind of fun and enjoyment.

It is just part of any leftie/enivronmental type movements ethos.

What you are describing seems like too much fun.

[lotuslad]

dnb said:

When we run out of lenitilists, we could do the same for numpty civil servents who make up pointless laws. Same environmental benefit a bigger saving in tax, plus we save LOTS of trees worth of pointless paperwork - thus saving the rain forests at the same time!

I recommend that we launch a committee to look at the pros and cons of this idea, to report to the non-executive sub-committee on the advisability of legislative affairs, which will report to the executive sub-committee on the advisability of legislative affairs, which in turn will advise the executive committee on the advisability of legislative affairs, which will probably launch an investigation.
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