Women and Christmas Tat

Women and Christmas Tat

Author
Discussion

alexkp

Original Poster:

16,484 posts

251 months

Sunday 12th December 2004
quotequote all
I have just spent the last hour in our loft getting down about half a ton of Xmas related crap. I have been truly horrified by how much there is - none of which has been purchased by me.

Given that we have a nice house (in my opinion) and have spent a lot of money on making it stylish and contemporary, why oh why do we have to fill it to the gunnels with mountains of "decorations" that really cheapen it IMHO.

I have now been relegated to the den, where I am typing this, while the house is "Christmassified".

I have managed to get a couple of concessions to restraint this year, as it is the first Xmas without my mother and I am really not feeling very Christmassy at all, but there will still be plenty of this crap festooned around the house. Last year we had three, (yes three!) trees. I am hopeful that we will only have two this year.

So am I a completely miserable bastard, or do other chaps here suffer this as well? And ladies, why do you feel the need to do this?

chassis 33

6,194 posts

289 months

Sunday 12th December 2004
quotequote all
This year our house Christmas tat free, cos we're off to Canada on Wednesday and wont be back this year.

EmmaP

11,758 posts

246 months

Sunday 12th December 2004
quotequote all
I can symathise. I hate the whole tacky Christmas thing. I haven't got any decorations up. I have a tree about 2ft high that may see the light of day in about a week's time. I have some rather sweet wooden decorations for it from Bratislava. Other than that, just cards.

v8thunder

27,646 posts

265 months

Sunday 12th December 2004
quotequote all
We tend to avoid the Christmas 'tat' by avoiding the trashy specials on TV, only buying artistic 'one-off' decorations that mean something and doing Christmas shopping in November.

Christmas is increasingly trashy, but it doesn't mean you have to see it like that.

Take it down/hide it all when she's not looking

alexkp

Original Poster:

16,484 posts

251 months

Sunday 12th December 2004
quotequote all
EmmaP said:
I can symathise. I hate the whole tacky Christmas thing. I haven't got any decorations up. I have a tree about 2ft high that may see the light of day in about a week's time. I have some rather sweet wooden decorations for it from Bratislava. Other than that, just cards.



Can I come and spend Christmas with you then...?

>> Edited by alexkp on Sunday 12th December 14:23

alexkp

Original Poster:

16,484 posts

251 months

Sunday 12th December 2004
quotequote all
v8thunder said:


Take it down/hide it all when she's not looking



My God man! This would be more than my life is worth...

EmmaP

11,758 posts

246 months

Sunday 12th December 2004
quotequote all
anonymous said:
[redacted]


EmmaP

11,758 posts

246 months

Sunday 12th December 2004
quotequote all
v8thunder said:
Take it down/hide it all when she's not looking


Better still, get a dog and train it to eat all the tat!

Esprit

6,370 posts

290 months

Sunday 12th December 2004
quotequote all
THREE trees?!?!? I mean come on.... Christmas decorations are great for getting you in the mood and all but that seems to be overdoing it... I'm sure if you were getting them out of the loft you could nip out the back and chick some in the skip and claim that some of it "must have got lost"? Maybe a tip for next year

alexkp

Original Poster:

16,484 posts

251 months

Sunday 12th December 2004
quotequote all
Esprit said:
THREE trees?!?!? I mean come on.... Christmas decorations are great for getting you in the mood and all but that seems to be overdoing it... I'm sure if you were getting them out of the loft you could nip out the back and chick some in the skip and claim that some of it "must have got lost"? Maybe a tip for next year


It is quite a large house - so it's one tree in the sitting room, one in the hall, one in the library (and she even tried one in the games room but I totally blocked that).

If I chucked any out they would simply be replaced. Kind of like The Borg.

I think I need to see a Xmas Therapy Group...

cotty

40,311 posts

291 months

Sunday 12th December 2004
quotequote all
I have no tree no decorations and there wont be I hate them bar humbug. The only decoration my lounge is getting will be a 32" widescreen TV which beats a tree anyday

Don

28,377 posts

291 months

Sunday 12th December 2004
quotequote all
I sympathise totally. Yesterday I got the tat out of the attic. Today I am mostly refusing to assist in putting it up.

She'll do it by herself shortly...

alexkp

Original Poster:

16,484 posts

251 months

Sunday 12th December 2004
quotequote all
Don said:
I sympathise totally. Yesterday I got the tat out of the attic. Today I am mostly refusing to assist in putting it up.

She'll do it by herself shortly...


Thanks Don...it's good to know I'm not alone in this..

Eric Mc

122,856 posts

272 months

Sunday 12th December 2004
quotequote all
Who's a fan of all these outdoor light extravaganzas we see nowadays?

alexkp

Original Poster:

16,484 posts

251 months

Sunday 12th December 2004
quotequote all
Eric Mc said:
Who's a fan of all these outdoor light extravaganzas we see nowadays?


Don't mind seeing them on other people's houses too much...

The key thing being that they are on OTHER people's houses.

wedge girl

4,688 posts

246 months

Sunday 12th December 2004
quotequote all
We have one tree in our house, each year Father Christmas brings my children a little something to hang on the tree, such as a wooden ornament.

When the time comes for them to have their first christmas in their own homes I intend to give them these items, which I hope they will treasure and add to.


No lights up outside, all though the girls keep asking for some

v8thunder

27,646 posts

265 months

Sunday 12th December 2004
quotequote all
wedge girl said:
We have one tree in our house, each year Father Christmas brings my children a little something to hang on the tree, such as a wooden ornament.

When the time comes for them to have their first christmas in their own homes I intend to give them these items, which I hope they will treasure and add to.


No lights up outside, all though the girls keep asking for some



You need a big neon sign in your garden saying 'We Know It's Christmas Too', triggered off Phoenix Nights-style by a strip in the road

Mrs Fish

30,018 posts

265 months

Sunday 12th December 2004
quotequote all
I've just finished putting our tree up.

One real tree in the lounge and one garland over the fireplace, that's all we do, nothing outside the house, not even a wreath on the door. Nice and simple.



It feels really cosy and nice in the lounge now we have a roaring fire in the log burner and the lights on the tree, I am now feeling quite Christmassy

cosmoschick

7,977 posts

256 months

Sunday 12th December 2004
quotequote all
anonymous said:
[redacted]


There's always an exception to the rule

I, for one, do not festoon my house with tat! I have a 5ft real Xmas tree tastefully decorated with pale gold/cream/ivory/frosted baubles and trinkets with a subtle hint of burgundy for contrast and clear fairy lights. It looks stunningly elegant and compliments the natural colours and furnishings of the living room beautifully.

But I understand where you are coming from. A lot of people do feel the need for some inexplicable reason, to adorn their houses, both inside and out, with gaudy tat

v8thunder

27,646 posts

265 months

Sunday 12th December 2004
quotequote all
It just strikes me that there are a lot of people in this world who enjoy enforcing their bad taste on everyone else in a display of 'look at me, this is me, I've spent loads of money on this (only I haven't...)'