advanced warning - I'm going to the bar!

[Lois-PIE]

I'll have a double Chinzano and Lemonade please!

Just to say after my last drunked postings...try not to offend me (or my pink nodding dog!) as I tend to get a wicked tongue on me! Advanced appologies too

Should ve an interesting laugh thoug!

[vixpy1]

Lois-PIE said:

I tend to get a wicked tongue on me!

You're just dreaming now Girl...!

[Lois-PIE]

maybe so but you aint in them

[dontlift]

Lois-PIE said:

maybe so but you aint in them

[Don]

Lois-PIE said:

maybe so but you aint in them

Class, my dear. You're Dad need not fear for you, that's for certain.

[vixpy1]

Lois-PIE said:

maybe so but you aint in them

Is my Tounge?

[Lois-PIE]

Don said:

Lois-PIE said: maybe so but you aint in them Class, my dear. You're Dad need not fear for you, that's for certain.

Quite, my friend. In the fact that he need not fear for me comes the oppsing he fears me. Especially when he tried to keep the TV remote from me!

[Lois-PIE]

Does this pub have loos!

[mybrainhurts]

Loose what?

[Lois-PIE]

toilets/boggs/ladies/water closet/smallest room/carzee/a place to powder ones nose?

[mybrainhurts]

Lois-PIE said:

toilets/boggs/ladies/water closet/smallest room/carzee/a place to powder ones nose?

Same to you.......

[D-Angle]

We have a Carzee, but I don't know if he'd let you ps on him though...

In a very short time, this thread has been reduced to toilet humour...

[mrmaggit]

Lois-PIE said:

Does this pub have loos!

No, isn't she on tele? Or is she still on the farm, or something?

[ferg]

Lois-PIE said:

Does this pub have loos!

Yes, but you can't get in the Gents 'cos this lot are queueing for the machine in there.

[mybrainhurts]

Mechanical bog?

Whatever next......?

[ferg]

Funny you should say that, I fitted one of these for a customer on Friday.



Also has heated seat and warm air blow dry! He bought it in Japan.

[ferg]

Hmmm... not a great picture, that's a water spray, not floss!!

[v8thunder]

Well, I'm off for a pre-birthday pub crawl in a bit, so I can imagine I'll be visiting the bar a fair few times tonight...

[mybrainhurts]

ferg said:

Funny you should say that, I fitted one of these for a customer on Friday. Also has heated seat and warm air blow dry! He bought it in Japan.

A toilet that pisses back at you.................oh, me ribs, me ribs.....

[nonegreen]

D-Angle said:

We have a Carzee, but I don't know if he'd let you ps on him though... In a very short time, this thread has been reduced to toilet humour...

He may not notice depending on the time of day and toxicity of the substance.