New way forward for world peace

[tubbystu]

Given in Northern Ireland that the wheels have come slightly adrift yet again how about a new approach.

We send Ian Paisley to Israel to negotiate with the Palestinians, and in return get Aerial Sharon to deal with Gerry Adams ?

It might just work - they'd all get so hacked off explaining all the little details they might recall how close to a deal they have been recently with their respective enemies, so it could solve both the Irish and Middle East troubles in one foul swoop .