Christmas Works Party Embarrassments

[Davey S1]

Probably already been done but I have the first of 2 works Christmas parties tonight.

A couple of years ago one of the secretaries got absolutely hammered before the meal and then half way through pushed her chair back, leant forward and proceeded to throw up all over the senior partners lower legs and shoes.

Unsurprisingly she hasnt been to any other work do's since.

Anyone else got any good tales from their Christmas parties?

[330Clubsport]

At my law firm a few years back, Senior Partner is showing off to the girls by touching his nose with his tongue - obviously after a bit of the "other."

Drunk trainee stumbles over and watches. Senior Partner can't resist, and scoffs,

"Bet you can't do that, eh boy...?"

"Fg well can mate" he bellows, and proceeds to march over and lick the Senior Partner's face.


He did well at Burger King, I think.




>> Edited by 330Clubsport on Friday 10th December 13:26

[john_p]

At one of ours one of the office ladies made the snap decision she was going to be a lesbian and tried to snog another girl (confirmed lesbian with partner) on the dance floor in front of the whole office .. didn't get very far..

[minornut]

I choose to avoid our works parties as my boss is the grandad of my ex-fiancee and his wife tends to speak her mind when drunk

[sheepy]

A couple of years ago, one of the engineers who worked for me got rather and started chatting to a bloke from another site who he'd never met before. All went well until the bloke mentioned that he worked with a certain guy called Tim, to which my engineer said "Ah Tim nice but dim, a real fking pain in the fking arse. God he really gets on my tits" and the bloke (indicating to the woman siting beside him) "And this is Tim's wife". She looked shocked, my engineer looked horrified, and the rest of us cracked up laughing. Strangely enough he left the company soon after!

[alextgreen]

Me - fairly pissed
Head of security, very pissed

Dancing the can-can (don't ask) - He tries to keep up with me but falls arse over tit and mashes his head on the floor.

Only funny if you know him!