Work is a virus, heres the proof...
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Subject: Virus warning
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
hand. This virus is called WORK.
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone
else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your
private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2
good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as BEER.
The quickest acting is called STELLA but this is only available for
those who can afford it, the NHS equivalent is CARLING. Take the
antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your
system.
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
hand. This virus is called WORK.
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone
else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your
private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2
good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as BEER.
The quickest acting is called STELLA but this is only available for
those who can afford it, the NHS equivalent is CARLING. Take the
antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your
system.
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