Santa`s reindeer Sex
Discussion
No you pervert - I`m referring to the sex of Santa`s reindeer........
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers
till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
Makes you wonder how he gets the job done - six women with no sense of direction all pulling in against each other. No wonder he`s always laughing.
Steve
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers
till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
Makes you wonder how he gets the job done - six women with no sense of direction all pulling in against each other. No wonder he`s always laughing.
Steve
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