I'd like to give you one for xmas...

I'd like to give you one for xmas...

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titiany

Original Poster:

2,122 posts

239 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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Has anyone else seen this embarrassingly bad Christmas song on MTV yet? It is monstrous!

In short: A bunch of glitzified, slutty chav-ettes prancing around in hotpants and bikini tops with glittery eyelashes, threatening to 'give you one'. I am sure the majority of you blokes will puke at the sites on this vid...


but then again.... I guess you should keep an eye open for it.

vixpy1

42,676 posts

271 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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titiany said:
I'd like to give you one for xmas


What? A toaster!!

titiany

Original Poster:

2,122 posts

239 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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not so sure you could stomach this one. They really are a rough bunch.

alexkp

16,484 posts

251 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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mungo said:
SOunds good to me


No, it "sounds" dreadful. But the sentiment is a deeply held conviction of being nice to people at Christmas.



By shagging them.

vixpy1

42,676 posts

271 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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titiany said:
not so sure you could stomach this one. They really are a rough bunch.


I don't plan on Swallowing!

titiany

Original Poster:

2,122 posts

239 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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vixpy1 said:

titiany said:
not so sure you could stomach this one. They really are a rough bunch.



I don't plan on Swallowing!


anonymous-user

61 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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It's by "Hotpantz."

Have been playing it on the music channels for the last couple of weeks.

Was on "Flaunt" the other night. Think it maybe on the Box playlist aswell.

anonymous-user

61 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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silverback mike

11,290 posts

260 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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I think it's great

simpo two

87,082 posts

272 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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Wasn't there an exactly similar act some years ago?

Nevin

2,999 posts

268 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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anonymous said:
[redacted]



My God, they are rough. Made on a budget of about £4 as well by the look of it

>> Edited by Nevin on Wednesday 8th December 20:06

alexkp

16,484 posts

251 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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I have now witnessed the end of British Pop Music as a credible entity.

I'd like to think it is a kind of cheesy, fun, novelty Xmas record...but I think it's much more dangerous. This is exactly the type of music that Eurotrash has pretended comes out of every European country for years...and maybe Antoine spoke the truth after all.

So what exactly would "they" like to give "me"?




The Clap by the looks of them....

Lois-PIE

14,706 posts

259 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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And they wonder why they get called slappers!

einion yrth

19,575 posts

251 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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I'm sorry- I feel ill, and I might need to be violently sick.

wedg1e

26,891 posts

272 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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OOer missus... double entendres! Good old British seaside postcard 'humour'...

Must rush right out... and not buy a copy.

v8thunder

27,646 posts

265 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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Lois-PIE said:
And they wonder why they get called slappers!


- I reckon Matt Lucas could make a fortune if he slipped into Vicky Pollard mode to release a parody version a la Spitting Image. Call it 'Yeah but, No but, Merry Christmas', featuring her unintentional rapping style

minimax

11,984 posts

263 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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oh my god what a bunch of slutty minging chavvy awful misguided sh1tty trollops

the video is a facking insult to anyone who can do any sort of editing and they don't even make any attempt at being able to sing!

from tom age 22 firmly sitting on the fence

>> Edited by minimax on Wednesday 8th December 22:32

vixpy1

42,676 posts

271 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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mungo said:
having seen the video now... mingers!


Wow, they must be rough!

JonRB

76,107 posts

279 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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wedg1e said:
OOer missus... double entendres! Good old British seaside postcard 'humour'
I had this girl ask me for a double entendre the other day, so of course I had to give her one.

JonRB

76,107 posts

279 months

Wednesday 8th December 2004
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v8thunder said:
I reckon Matt Lucas could make a fortune if he slipped into Vicky Pollard mode to release a parody version a la Spitting Image. Call it 'Yeah but, No but, Merry Christmas', featuring her unintentional rapping style
Yeah but no, but yeah, but no, but yeah he could. And it would probably do quite well too.