Who's up for making England a better place?

[jimothy]

I've noticed a number of threads complaining about the state of the nation and all political parties!

Lets do something about this! Lets for our own political party!

Lets have your ideas for election promises. My ideas are:

More speed cameras - If you drive too slowly, you're nicked!

No duty on Super Unleaded.

Anyone breaks into your house deserves all they get.

[lunarscope]

Good luck to you if you can get elecetd as Prime Minister of England.

BTW, when did England get it's own government.

[The Wiz]

It doesn't but perhaps it should have. Including Scotland and Wales sweeping generaisation here) gives Labour a distinct advantage. Also the number of Sctos who are Ministers having a say over English affairs is apalling.

[tuscan_thunder]

no chance. i'd want to make BRITAIN a better place though.

[v8thunder]

We set up the idea for the CSP (Common Sense Party) pretty thoroughly somewhere - anyone know which thread it was?

[phatgixer]

I want to establish where the north / south divide is.. Problem is that the northerners don't want the midlands, and nor do we darn sarf...

Think oil 'av a kipper tie.

[wolves_wanderer]

phatgixer said:

I want to establish where the north / south divide is.. Problem is that the northerners don't want the midlands, and nor do we darn sarf... Think oil 'av a kipper tie.

We don't want you either

[phatgixer]

Alroight, alroight our kid...

[wolves_wanderer]

phatgixer said:

Alroight, alroight our kid...

Bostin' mayte

[simpo two]

Weeding out about 25% of the population would be a good start.

[Plotloss]

phatgixer said:

I want to establish where the north / south divide is.. Problem is that the northerners don't want the midlands, and nor do we darn sarf... Think oil 'av a kipper tie.

Its easy Angus.

When coming from the North you are a Southerner...

When coming from the South you are a Northerner...

Regards

[v8thunder]

It all gets confusing when you bring Geordies into the frame. I live with some Geordies who seem to think Manchester is in the Midlands...

[Nevin]

The Wiz said:

Also the number of Sctos who are Ministers having a say over English affairs is apalling.

Surely you are referring to the number of Brits who are Ministers having a say over British affairs.