Toilet Seats

[gsx600]

Had to buy a couple of toilet seats yesterday as apparently green is not good - not just the colour !

Why is there such a choice at the local superstore ?

As far as I can see they all do the same thing but some are £80 and some £8
Mind you the one with barbed wire was tempting

Still couldn't find one that automatically puts the lid down so that must mean they stay up ?

Guess which one I bought ?

[billynomates]

Still sitting on it?

[PatHeald]

Wooden ones are all fine and dandy, but they tend to start smelling of wee after about 12 months.

Not that I make a habit of sniffing toilet seats, you understand....

[JonRB]

Surely you want this:



>> Edited by JonRB on Tuesday 7th December 22:29

[Thom]

JonRB said:

Surely you want this :

Hmm ... looks like some Porsche Tequipment hardware

[vixpy1]

PatHeald said:

Wooden ones are all fine and dandy, but they tend to start smelling of wee after about 12 months. Not that I make a habit of sniffing toilet seats, you understand....

I've had wood for 4 years and it does'nt smell of wee!

[Thom]

vixpy1 said:

I've had wood for 4 years and it does'nt smell of wee!

Are you sure yours is made of genuine tree wood or made of plastic wood instead ? ...

[EmmaP]

vixpy1 said:

I've had wood for 4 years and it does'nt smell of wee!

>> Edited by EmmaP on Tuesday 7th December 22:51

[PatHeald]

vixpy1 said:

PatHeald said: Wooden ones are all fine and dandy, but they tend to start smelling of wee after about 12 months. Not that I make a habit of sniffing toilet seats, you understand.... I've had wood for 4 years and it does'nt smell of wee!

Smelly wooden toilet seats are not caused by thoughtless men, but by women carelessly shaking their lettuce.

Men leaving toilet seats up is merely evidence of thoughtful urinating, not a blatent disregard for female sensitivities.

Men have put up with toilet prejudice for far too long in my humble opinion.

Men should feel free to wee with pride.

Cheers

[Wacky Racer]

www.bogseats.co.uk/

[jessica]

I have a sparkly silver one,
and a blue bubble one

and my toilet seat is .........??????????

Phnarrrrr!!!!!

[lanciachris]

vixpy1 said:

I've had wood for 4 years and it does'nt smell of wee!

[JonRB]

vixpy1 said:

I've had wood for 4 years and it does'nt smell of wee!

That's because you are a lady-boy who sits to pee. You belong in Hotel Gayboy. This is Hotel Bastardo, where we pee up the walls and sometimes the ceiling.

[JonRB]

jessica said:

and a blue bubble one

We have a blue bubble toilet seat too.

I bought it.

My wife doesn't like it.

I think it may have to go.

[PatHeald]

JonRB said:

Surely you want this:

Isn't this standard fitment for all TVR's?

After all, it is a bit cheaper than a set of Nitron dampers...

Or am I just a bitter (ex)Lotus owner?

Cheers

Pat

[wolf1]

Oh come on gents. This has to be the most shagadelic throne ever designed.

[Fatboy]

wolf1 said:

Oh come on gents. This has to be the most shagadelic throne ever designed.

For 46 quid I'm bloody tempted as a joke pressie for my Brother. I still prefer the barbed wire/razorblades one though, I'd have ordered one if they weren't out of stock

[sirtophamhat]

Thom said:

JonRB said: Surely you want this : Hmm ... looks like some Porsche Tequipment hardware

Bet it has a pricetag to match.

[CharlieAlpha66]

vixpy1 said:

I've had wood for 4 years

Jesus man - you're only supposed to take ONE of those little blue pills at a time ya' know!!

[White_van_man]

jessica said:

I have a sparkly silver one

None of my friends like it i think i will change it for the carbon one