Cheese to get "Government Health Warning"

[srebbe64]

I heard this on the radio yesterday. Is there no area in which the Government will not stick its nose into my business?

I think the people of this country should collectively tell Her Majesty's Government to butt out of our personal culinary habits and concentrate its efforts on 'cutting waste', 'catching criminals', and 'generaly making the country a better place'. That's why they've been elected.

[sparkythecat]

SMEG!

[father ted]

I hate cheese ....it must be outlawed!

apart from mozzarella on pizzas of course.

[FourWheelDrift]

[alan_partridge]
"Smell, my cheese.
It's cheese, I've got cheese"
[/alan_partridge]


This Government and it's cronies can be seriously bad for your health

[lotuslad]

father ted said:

I hate cheese ....it must be outlawed! apart from mozzarella on pizzas of course.

Blimey, someone else who doesn't like cheese! I always face 20 questions when I say I don't like the stuff. It somehow seems to offend people.

[Don]

My sister in law has always considered cheese in any form to be festering, rotted milk. Which is, of course, exactly what it is.

Yum

[father ted]

lotuslad said:

father ted said: I hate cheese ....it must be outlawed! apart from mozzarella on pizzas of course. Blimey, someone else who doesn't like cheese! I always face 20 questions when I say I don't like the stuff. It somehow seems to offend people.

i've never liked it and positvely recoil when people offer a 'cheeseboard' around at meals....

then again.....i don't like milk (okay with 'shakes and in tea/coffee etc) , butter, margerine, etc etc..
either.

i am a freak non?

[titiany]

But cheese is one of life's necessities! How can you not like cheese? What's wrong with it?

[JonRB]

There's nothing on the Telegraph website about this.

Exactly what is the government allegedly planning with respect to cheese?

[lunarscope]

father ted said:

lotuslad said: father ted said: I hate cheese ....it must be outlawed! apart from mozzarella on pizzas of course. Blimey, someone else who doesn't like cheese! I always face 20 questions when I say I don't like the stuff. It somehow seems to offend people. i've never liked it and positvely recoil when people offer a 'cheeseboard' around at meals.... then again.....i don't like milk (okay with 'shakes and in tea/coffee etc) , butter, margerine, etc etc.. either. i am a freak non?

I can assure you that margarine doesn't contain milk.
In fact the basic ingredients are the same as soap.

[BliarOut]

Cheese

For once, I agree, the government should outlaw this evil product. It's rotten milk ffs

[c c]

This forum is starting to resemble the Sunday Sport.

[FourWheelDrift]

c c said:

This forum is starting to resemble the Sunday Sport.

No, we'd then get something like.

"Cheese found on Moon"

or

"Cheese fathered my son"

[father ted]

titiany said:

But cheese is one of life's necessities! How can you not like cheese? What's wrong with it?

it stinks and tastes (to me anyhow) as bad as it smells, you cheese lovers are all perverts you know, go get you're own website.......wierdos!

[FourWheelDrift]

"Say Cheese Gromit"

[lotuslad]

JonRB said:

There's nothing on the Telegraph website about this. Exactly what is the government allegedly planning with respect to cheese?

I think the labels will highlight the dangers of consuming unpasteurised milk products, which may contain listeria and other nasties.

'Warning: contains cheese' would be enough for me.

But why oh why do people go so mad over it? When you 'admit' to not liking the stuff, you can see your interrogators' eyes light up as if they have just uncovered the scoop of the century.

When a mate told me he didn't like peanut butter I didn't start interrogating him or suggesting varieties he may like.

[lunarscope]

lotuslad said:

JonRB said: There's nothing on the Telegraph website about this. Exactly what is the government allegedly planning with respect to cheese? I think the labels will highlight the dangers of consuming unpasteurised milk products, which may contain listeria and other nasties. 'Warning: contains cheese' would be enough for me. But why oh why do people go so mad over it? When you 'admit' to not liking the stuff, you can see your interrogators' eyes light up as if they have just uncovered the scoop of the century. When a mate told me he didn't like peanut butter I didn't start interrogating him or suggesting varieties he may like.

I get the same when I mention that I don't like tomatoes. I order pizzas without the tomato puree base and people think I'm some kind of weirdo.

I may be but for different reasons.

[FourWheelDrift]

lunarscope said:

I get the same when I mention that I don't like tomatoes. I order pizzas without the tomato puree base and people think I'm some kind of weirdo.

Weirdo,

[lotuslad]

Oi oi weirdo alert - deck him!

>> Edited by lotuslad on Tuesday 7th December 14:38

[c c]

lunarscope said:

I get the same when I mention that I don't like tomatoes. I order pizzas without the tomato puree base and people think I'm some kind of weirdo. I may be but for different reasons.

Tomatoes are the Devil’s testicals as far as I’m concerned.