Weird 5hit on the web....but keep it clean....

[selmer]

Can we start a thread where we can post all of those amazing, peculiar and downright confusing things that constitute a large percentage of the www.
Keep it clean so folk don't get offended.

Right, first up. How to make an orange.
www.taiwankiss.com/board1/data/89162.html

[mybrainhurts]

I find it easier to get one from Tesco.....

[selmer]

How to make it as a jazz drummer.
www.jazzdrummer.com/goofs/spangalang/spangalang.htm
When the page is loaded go to 'continue'

[markmullen]

Check out www.b3ta.com , a source of all manner of amazing potatoshoppery

[selmer]

www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/stairway.php
Satanic messages from Led Zep.

[selmer]

www.deathclock.com/
You could try staying in on this day.

[teecee]

www.unstbusshelter.shetland.co.uk/

[selmer]

Some things are better left alone, dontcha think?
www.p-mate.com/eng/intro.html

[selmer]

For fans of eighties arcade games.
And farmers.
www.freeworldgroup.com/games/kwikgames/sheepteroids/index.html

[selmer]

Create your very own personal apolalyptc scenario.
www.lpl.arizona.edu/impacteffects/

[selmer]

Merry Christmas
http://a1119.g.akamai.net/7/1119/13347/005/ww12.e-tractions.com/snowglobe/globe.htm

[selmer]

www.zooass.com/games/neverland/neverland.swf

[wendyg]

Bl00dy hell, I haven't time for this!!

[selmer]

But Wendy, you're a northerner too, there's nowt else to do.

[wedg1e]

www.lesbiandwarflentilists.com


















OK, not really

[vixpy1]

Ok, who else clicked on that link?

[BliarOut]

[wendyg]

selmer said:

But Wendy, you're a northerner too, there's nowt else to do.

That's a bit of a racial assumption mate?

I'm the only


'Originally from N.Ireland for 18 years, then went to Uni in Edinburgh, spent 4 years in the Scottish borders, and ended up in county Durham'

in the Village

(and I'm not a gay)

[Wacky Racer]

">www.pistonheads.com/gassing/default.asp?h=0..

[lanciachris]

Okay... and in summary. WTF????