"You wanna sit on Santa's knee......Oh NO NO!!"

"You wanna sit on Santa's knee......Oh NO NO!!"

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anniesdad

Original Poster:

14,589 posts

245 months

Monday 6th December 2004
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Sad, very sad.

Santa's been banned from a shopping centre in Cheshire, in case he's a peadophile.

Very soon, our kids won't be allowed to have any fun and parents won't be able to do things with them.

What the hell is going on?....

dontlift

9,396 posts

265 months

Monday 6th December 2004
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PC Madness

ntel

5,051 posts

247 months

Monday 6th December 2004
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FFS, where will it all end.

bigandclever

13,944 posts

245 months

Monday 6th December 2004
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There's a cartoon in the current Private Eye that offers a solution...

www.private-eye.co.uk/cartoons/1120_09.gif

cotty

40,294 posts

291 months

Monday 6th December 2004
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ntel said:
FFS, where will it all end.




female santa's ??????
Id start going again if they got some lovely ladies in santa outfits



>> Edited by cotty on Monday 6th December 15:01

iandbeech

2,709 posts

265 months

Monday 6th December 2004
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In the paper last week, a stores Santa was having a CCTV fitted - to protect Santa from claims of touching other than on his knee. A Santa on a "sleigh" in Bury St Edmunds has a police escort this year as last year he got pelted with stones by youths!

cptsideways

13,648 posts

259 months

Monday 6th December 2004
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cotty said:

[quote=ntel]FFS, where will it all end.




femail santa's ??????
Id start going again if they got some lovely ladies in santa outfits


mcflurry

9,136 posts

260 months

Monday 6th December 2004
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Best temp job I ever had. I was the "Santa Clause" introducing some scantily clad ladies at a "Gentlemans Evening"

FourWheelDrift

89,634 posts

291 months

Monday 6th December 2004
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cptsideways said:

cotty said:

[quote=ntel]FFS, where will it all end.





femail santa's ??????
Id start going again if they got some lovely ladies in santa outfits




Dear Santa, what I would like for Christmas........
www.sirenssecrets.com/santasiren.html

vixpy1

42,674 posts

271 months

Monday 6th December 2004
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cptsideways said:


femail santa's ??????
Id start going again if they got some lovely ladies in santa outfits




I sat on her lap and we talked about the first thing that came up....

I discovered:

She was a Tranny!

ScoobyZoom

6,578 posts

255 months

Monday 6th December 2004
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The Santa in a store in Birmingham is a lady...

selmer

2,760 posts

249 months

Monday 6th December 2004
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anniesdad said:


Santa's been banned from a shopping centre in Cheshire, in case he's a peadophile.


In case???
What don't they do a police check?
And aren't they aware that females can be paedophiles too?

tiger6791

769 posts

241 months

Monday 6th December 2004
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selmer said:

anniesdad said:


Santa's been banned from a shopping centre in Cheshire, in case he's a peadophile.



In case???
What don't they do a police check?
And aren't they aware that females can be paedophiles too?


It should be in the contract,

they should call it the




Santa Clause

selmer

2,760 posts

249 months

Monday 6th December 2004
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now that is criminal.

simpo two

87,068 posts

272 months

Monday 6th December 2004
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Okey doke, we'll have some of these

LongQ

13,864 posts

240 months

Monday 6th December 2004
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cotty said:

ntel said:
FFS, where will it all end.





female santa's ??????
Id start going again if they got some lovely ladies in santa outfits



Hmm. But Santa usually has a beard.

And is quite rotund.

On the other hand, plenty of candidiates for the job out there just waiting for the call!