What people say

[vixpy1]

Just walking to the shops this morning, passed a dodgy looking bloke standing by the bus stop, coming the other way was a pretty late teen girl with a dog... She passed me and the dodgy blokes says loudly:

That you Dog love? looks like you ,does'nt she..

[ginge]

One of my housemate is currently breaking his E21 for parts and hsa been talking to some bloke from Ireland who was after his doggie gearbox. Anyway, they'd arranged to come over yesterday to collect it. 8:30am there is a bang on the back door. Another of of my housemates opened the door. The greeting from the first one of the blokes was "Arrdaaamanaa phhfanasurrm. Acamadagsmatamples." Luckily he knew that they were coming and said "I'll get Tom then shall I?" The funny thing is he swears that one of them said "dags" in a snatch stylee. Fortunately for us no animals were left and old folding was exchange!

[rolex]

6 year old niece on seeing a couple of arabs wearing traditional dress in Heathrow airport. Daddy, what are those shepherds doing here?