Out of the Mouths of Babes

Out of the Mouths of Babes

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Muncher

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12,220 posts

256 months

Saturday 4th December 2004
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True story.



I spent the afternoon with a friend at Uni, she decides she wants to buy a big map of the world because she's crap at knowing where places are.

Anyway, she buys a giant map which is rolled up quite tighlty in cellophane. She looks at it and says "oh look, Hawaii". She then rotates the roll around to the right and then says "oh look, there's another Hawaii. I didn't know there were two"


srebbe64

13,021 posts

244 months

Saturday 4th December 2004
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What's she studying geography?

sparkythecat

7,961 posts

262 months

Saturday 4th December 2004
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Tell me she's blonde!

vixpy1

42,674 posts

271 months

Saturday 4th December 2004
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swindorski46

1,017 posts

290 months

Saturday 4th December 2004
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If she reads this I'm dead.......

I took my wife, who is very intelligent by the way, to stone henge. At the visitor centre there is a picture of stone henge as it should be, a complete circle. "Ah", says I, "So thats what it's supoosed to look like"

"Eh?" came the reply, "Is it not finished yet?".

Gods honest!

Muncher

Original Poster:

12,220 posts

256 months

Saturday 4th December 2004
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She's doing Law with me, got a 2.1 last year

She's not blonde, well, I haven't checked, 'collar n cuffs' and all that

She is from Southend which may explain it

Wacky Racer

38,979 posts

254 months

Saturday 4th December 2004
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Well, there's two Manchester airports either side of the Atlantic..........

S Works

10,166 posts

257 months

Saturday 4th December 2004
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Muncher said:
She's not blonde, well, I haven't checked, 'collar n cuffs' and all that


I think you'd better check that out... just to be sure like