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ananova said:
Men keep same pants for 10 years
Men in the Midlands keep their pants for ten years before buying a new pair, a survey has uncovered.
And nationally one in ten only bother to change their pants every two days.
Four per cent wait four days before wearing clean ones reports The Sun.
Boxer shorts are the most popular choice. But Y-fronts are a firm favourite with one in ten men aged 18 to 40. A third of men have "best pants", but 87 per cent claim they do not need their lucky pair when on the pull.
And three quarters of men do not take any notice of a woman's undies in the heat of passion.
A spokesman for Fruit of the Loom, which carried out the poll, said: "We couldn't believe the Midlanders hung on to their pants for so long - there must be some threadbare chaps walking around."
This is definitely a Friday type thread
ananova said:
Men keep same pants for 10 years
Men in the Midlands keep their pants for ten years before buying a new pair, a survey has uncovered.
And nationally one in ten only bother to change their pants every two days.
Four per cent wait four days before wearing clean ones reports The Sun.
I think I'll pass on the choccie biccie with my mid-morning coffee!
Mrs Fish said:
And nationally one in ten only bother to change their pants every two days.
Four per cent wait four days before wearing clean ones reports The Sun.
No mention made of whether the four-dayers have been turned back to front and inside out during their 'cycle'...
>> Edited by Nuggs on Friday 3rd December 12:07
Nowhere in that survey was the issue of "going commando" brought up!?
2 days is fairly easy to do - mostly happens when you go somewhere for one night out and end up in a stupid place you've never heard of for a whole weekend!
>> Edited by tonyhetherington on Friday 3rd December 10:40
2 days is fairly easy to do - mostly happens when you go somewhere for one night out and end up in a stupid place you've never heard of for a whole weekend!
>> Edited by tonyhetherington on Friday 3rd December 10:40
wolves_wanderer said:
hit them with a stick...
Gnomes: (Singing) Time to go to work, work all night. Gotta get underpants we. We won't stop until we have underpants. Lots of yummy pants we.
Tweek: They're taking my underpants!
Gnomes: (Singing) Lots of yummy pants we.
Kyle: Will you stop with the underpants gnome, Tweek? We have to work here.
Gnomes: (Singing) Time to go to work, work all night. Gotta get underpants we. We won't stop until we have underpants. Lots of yummy pants we.
Tweek: Ahhhh!
Stan: (Sees the gnomes) What the hell?
Cartman: Well I'll be damned.
Gnomes: (Singing) Lots of yummy pants we.
Tweek: That's my last pair of underpants!
Gnomes: (Singing) Time to go to work, work all night. Gotta get underpants we…
[One gnome turns around and stares at the boys]
Kyle: Shh. Don't scare him.
Stan: Hey there little guy.
[Cartman grabs a stick]
Cartman: Bad!
[Hits the gnome over the head]
Kyle: Cartman! Why do you always have to hit stuff with a stick?
Cartman: Well look at him. He's all…you know…look at him.
[Hits him again]
Gnome 1: Is that all you got pussy?
Cartman: What?!
Stan: Hey he talked.
Cartman: Ya he called me a pussy. I'm not a pussy you're a pussy!
Gnome 1: You're a pussy, pussy.
Cartman: Ay!
Stan: Dude, why are you taking Tweek's underpants?
Kyle: Ya, look what you're doing to this poor kid.
Tweek: Wah!
Gnome: Stealing underpants, big business.
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