Why no real Pie and Piston Pub?

Why no real Pie and Piston Pub?

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jazzybee

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3,056 posts

256 months

Thursday 2nd December 2004
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With 35,000+ memebers of PistonHeads, why not open a real Pub/Restuarant? Could become a place of homage for members. We could help run/manage/fund/own the business or businesses. 1 in the south between Beaconsfield and Marlow and 1 around Cheadle to begin with. Clearly state that cyclists, ramblers and lentilists are not allowed. Have a sectioned off part for the car park for the obligatory show-off Donut sessions. A nice simple menu of various pies....

I think it would be great, definately a money spinner.

ErnestM

11,621 posts

274 months

Friday 3rd December 2004
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...and a PC at every table so that we can talk to each other

ErnestM

PS: Don't know about the UK, but it is very hard to make money in the pub/bar industry in th States.

seafarer

1,278 posts

260 months

Friday 3rd December 2004
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That would be really cool. Lots of places have themed restaurants, (like sports bars), and this is a much better theme than most!

Dibble

13,025 posts

247 months

Friday 3rd December 2004
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ErnestM said:
Don't know about the UK, but it is very hard to make money in the pub/bar industry in th States.


Perhaps if you didn't drink that fizzy pisswater they call beer over there...

>> Edited by Dibble on Friday 3rd December 00:13

ErnestM

11,621 posts

274 months

Friday 3rd December 2004
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At $3 per bottle it's probably the best moneymaker in the place...

...but I do agree!

(I don't touch the "mass market" stuff myself. In fact the fridge is currently stocked with Stella, Tanner's Jack and Corona Light)


ErnestM

Dibble

13,025 posts

247 months

Friday 3rd December 2004
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ErnestM said:
(I don't touch the "mass market" stuff myself. In fact the fridge is currently stocked with Stella, Tanner's Jack and Corona Light)


ErnestM


I knew YOU wouldn't fail us old chap!

seafarer

1,278 posts

260 months

Friday 3rd December 2004
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ErnestM said:
...and a PC at every table so that we can talk to each other

ErnestM

PS: Don't know about the UK, but it is very hard to make money in the pub/bar industry in th States.


Well, there are all those sports bars (restaurants)like Hooters, Applebee's, Chili's, etc. and Bennigan's, which pretends to be pub-like. A pistonheads version of one of those would be far more interesting. A lot of British or Irish style pubs don't make it, but I think that it needs better exposure, as people don't realize what they're missing out on. A real pub is far better than Chili's.

ErnestM

11,621 posts

274 months

Friday 3rd December 2004
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We've got a real pub in Winter Park:


The interior was brought over from a closed pub in Wales (Used to be called the "Prince Of Wales" when it first opened).

Beer list is nice:
www.fiddlersgreenorlando.com/beer.html


ErnestM

v8thunder

27,646 posts

265 months

Friday 3rd December 2004
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I've just got this vision of a place where the draught pumps are made from old handbrakes, there's a last orders klaxon taken off a vintage car, the tables are roadsigns on bricks, the seats are from a Renault Espace, there's a room full of linked Sega Rally and IoM TT machines, sports/luxury/shopping segregation in the car park, a dragstrip out the back, piles of old copies of Evo and Classic Cars on the bar, and the house beer is called Ted's Extra-Strong Sump Oil. It's a stout. There's also a dog that sits on the mat at the back, chewing an old exhaust pipe. The rail on the bar has two-into-fours at either end, and it's full of those olde-worlde tin signs advertising E-Types and MGBs.

Dibble

13,025 posts

247 months

Friday 3rd December 2004
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...and the disco lights are dismembered Gatso flashes, BiB roof bars, and road works orange vizi flashers...

towman

14,938 posts

246 months

Friday 3rd December 2004
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We`d have to have little flash cards with various smileys on them so we could hold one up when we finished a sentance.

ErnestM

11,621 posts

274 months

Friday 3rd December 2004
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the bathrooms:

Sin Bin - his
Sin bin - hers


ErnestM

v8thunder

27,646 posts

265 months

Friday 3rd December 2004
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The moderators would be the door staff, lumbering around in big coats saying 'I think you want to end this conversation, don't you?'

The doors wouldn't have handles, but instead this annoying hidden button on the wall that sometimes doesn't work. Really confusing after a few.

The curries would have a Haynes 'spanner' rating.

The dancefloor would have old police lights, scameras and foglights forcibly removed from numpties providing the entertainment.

Also, there would be a Nitrous Oxide system installed to lighten the mood if someone started ranting about BMW drivers.

sirtophamhat

1,072 posts

245 months

Friday 3rd December 2004
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Speak-easys have lower operating costs than pubs, no need to worry about silly licenses and regulations

D-Angle

4,468 posts

249 months

Friday 3rd December 2004
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Isn't there a bikers pub somewhere in the midlands that lets you park up inside? I seem to remember that it's pretty popular.

Anyone for fantasy PH pub celebrity barmaid?

>> Edited to add: can we have curry sundays? My old local used to do curry sundays and it was the best thing on earth when you'd got to bed at 4am the night before.

>> Edited by D-Angle on Friday 3rd December 00:59

v8thunder

27,646 posts

265 months

Friday 3rd December 2004
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Suzy Perry? VBH?

jazzybee

Original Poster:

3,056 posts

256 months

Friday 3rd December 2004
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There is the Ace Cafe on the North Circular. I'm sure we could do a lot better than that.

ErnestM

11,621 posts

274 months

Friday 3rd December 2004
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Right,

We need a specialty drink - I nominate this one:

The Petrol Martini (Optimax rated):

1 ounce pepper vodka
1 ounce lemon vodka
2 ounces of tomato juice
a splash of lime (for the vitamins)
a dash of tobasco

...should go well with the curry

ErnestM

Dibble

13,025 posts

247 months

Friday 3rd December 2004
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ErnestM said:
The Petrol Martini (Optimax rated):

1 ounce pepper vodka
1 ounce lemon vodka
2 ounces of tomato juice
a splash of lime (for the vitamins)
a dash of tobasco



Why are you diluting the alcohol with tomato, lime and Tabasco?

ErnestM

11,621 posts

274 months

Friday 3rd December 2004
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Ads to the flavour - just delete the tomato if you like, but I would rename that as "Aviation" Petrol Martini because the tobasco (although just a dash) combined with the pepper vodka (if you get the right kind) will set your mouth ablaze...


Cheers

ErnestM