Where are you?

[catretriever]

It's a big pub this, so it would be useful to know where you all are....

...I'm over here by the jukebox getting my nuts gently roasted by the fire

[phatgixer]

I'm in the lav, trying this new-fangled one armed bandit. I keep winning revolting flavoured chewing gum though.

It looks just like balloons, too.

[pzero64]

I’m playing pool (and I think I just caught you having a sly look at my ar5e).

[catretriever]

HOW DARE YOU!

[Racylady]

I'm over in the corner attempting to do the pub quiz - and trying to sneekily get the answers from my knowledgeable absent mates via text without the quizmaster finding out!

[vixpy1]

Chatting to two lovely ladies on my own private table...

[Racylady]

vixpy1 said:

Chatting to two lovely ladies on my own private table...

Until they find out you have no taste!

[Wacky Racer]

Watch out...

I think the landlord's coming soon and there's going to be a lockin.......

[lazyitus]

I'm lying down on my back just behind the pool table.

I can't get up, I'm that pi$$ed.

All the ugly birds suddenly look tasty but the fag butt stuck in my hair is putting them off.

[Dibble]

vixpy1 said:

Chatting to two lovely ladies on my own private table...

Is that the one with the Wing'd Horse of ChavTat centrepiece?

If it is, I'll thing you'll find those two "ladies" are actually men in dresses...

[TurboNelly]

Doing "the running man" on a table, wearing a beige cardie and slip-ons, winking at the barmaid...

[mrmaggit]

Sat at the table, next to the fire, drinking the guest real ale. Lorraine's doing the same, but has a fag on.

[minornut]

Down the cellar syphoning off the 4star

[Fallon]

I'm outside.... still trying to park.

[Dibble]

Out in the car park, deterring people from drink driving. Mind you, as the PH collective are so sensible, I've not actually had to do anything yet.

[diddyman]

vixpy1 said:

Chatting to two lovely ladies on my own private table...

"Well, hello...."

[ginge]

[sparkythecat]

I was at the bar buying a Bacardi Breezer for the pub bike. Now I'm on the floor waiting to be stitched up having just read the Female book of Womens Records whilst waiting to be served.


>> Edited by sparkythecat on Thursday 2nd December 13:11

[raf dug]

Standing by the door making sure that no riffraf get in

[minimax]

at this late stage I'm in a cab with two lady companions on my way to the Pink Pussycat in lower regent street