How long does Viagra last for?
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Vlc, I'm slightly concerned. You've moved away from your regular questions regarding the demise of the British motor industry and have headed straight for sex-related stuff - like the overnight transformation of Harry Enfield's Kevin the teenager.
I'm worried that your next query will be along the lines of: "So, about six-inch butt-plugs - is that length or diameter?"
I'm worried that your next query will be along the lines of: "So, about six-inch butt-plugs - is that length or diameter?"
A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once, so I need something to keep me horny..... keep me potent."
The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label "Viagra Extra Strength"
and says, "Here, if you eat this, you'll go nuts for twelve hours."
The guy says, "Gimme three boxes."
The next day the guy walks into the same pharmacy, limps up to the counter and pulls down his trousers. The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man's penis is black and blue, and skin is hanging off in some places.
In a pained voice, the man moans out, "Gimme a bottle of Deep Heat."
The pharmacist replies in horror, "You can't put Deep Heat on that!"
The man replies, "No, it's for my arms. The girls didn't show up."
The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label "Viagra Extra Strength"
and says, "Here, if you eat this, you'll go nuts for twelve hours."
The guy says, "Gimme three boxes."
The next day the guy walks into the same pharmacy, limps up to the counter and pulls down his trousers. The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man's penis is black and blue, and skin is hanging off in some places.
In a pained voice, the man moans out, "Gimme a bottle of Deep Heat."
The pharmacist replies in horror, "You can't put Deep Heat on that!"
The man replies, "No, it's for my arms. The girls didn't show up."
Not used it but just looking on medical sites.
1. Takes up to an hour to "Kick in". How long the effect lasts is down to the individual. On certain men doesn't work at all.
2. The way it works makes it bad news for anybody with high blood pressure. This can bring on heart attacks.
3.Not heard of any long term problems, beyond those with pre-existing medical conditions.
1. Takes up to an hour to "Kick in". How long the effect lasts is down to the individual. On certain men doesn't work at all.
2. The way it works makes it bad news for anybody with high blood pressure. This can bring on heart attacks.
3.Not heard of any long term problems, beyond those with pre-existing medical conditions.
Zorro said:
A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once, so I need something to keep me horny..... keep me potent."
The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label "Viagra Extra Strength"
and says, "Here, if you eat this, you'll go nuts for twelve hours."
The guy says, "Gimme three boxes."
The next day the guy walks into the same pharmacy, limps up to the counter and pulls down his trousers. The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man's penis is black and blue, and skin is hanging off in some places.
In a pained voice, the man moans out, "Gimme a bottle of Deep Heat."
The pharmacist replies in horror, "You can't put Deep Heat on that!"
The man replies, "No, it's for my arms. The girls didn't show up."
All viagra is is a vasodilator, it allows blood vessels to open
The odd thing it that it targets quite specific blood vessels, but the bottom lin it it only "helps". If you have no inclination it won't just pop up but OTOH if you have a mild inclination IYKWIM you may find the result suprising
The pharmacokinetics suggest it stays in your system for a few hours (up to 4) less if you're doing heavy exercise
It's almost certainly not the viagra that caused anyone taking it to have a heart attack
The odd thing it that it targets quite specific blood vessels, but the bottom lin it it only "helps". If you have no inclination it won't just pop up but OTOH if you have a mild inclination IYKWIM you may find the result suprising
The pharmacokinetics suggest it stays in your system for a few hours (up to 4) less if you're doing heavy exercise
It's almost certainly not the viagra that caused anyone taking it to have a heart attack
There is a bloke @ work that fancied trying some for a laugh.
He was having a bath getting in the 'mood' and took one. After 15 minutes nothing happened so he had another one. 15 minutes later another two.
Apparently that is an 8* dosage
He wasn't seen at work for a week
According to a medical researcher in the family Viagra was a promising heart drug. During clinical trials everything was going well except all the blokes were complaining about this strange side effect. It still makes me laugh thinking about the interviews and how they broached the subject
He was having a bath getting in the 'mood' and took one. After 15 minutes nothing happened so he had another one. 15 minutes later another two.
Apparently that is an 8* dosage
He wasn't seen at work for a week
According to a medical researcher in the family Viagra was a promising heart drug. During clinical trials everything was going well except all the blokes were complaining about this strange side effect. It still makes me laugh thinking about the interviews and how they broached the subject
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