Old Car Joke

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ukbob

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16,277 posts

272 months

Thursday 21st October 2004
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A blonde tried to flog her old motor. She was having problems selling though, because of the 250,000 miles on the clock.

She confided her problem with her brunette friend, who told her there was something she could do to make the car easier to sell, but told her it wasn't legal."

"Thats ok" replied the blonde, "if I can sell the car I'll be happy"

"Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he'll wind the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then you'll easily be able to sell it."

The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. When she next saw her friend, the brunette asked, "So, how much did you manage to sell your car for?"

"I didn't" replied the blonde, "with only 50k on the clock, I decided to keep it!"

ukbob

Original Poster:

16,277 posts

272 months

Friday 22nd October 2004
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I never said it was a good old car joke

_topcat

1,938 posts

256 months

Friday 22nd October 2004
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At the second post, not the first.
nice one bob.

v8thunder

27,646 posts

265 months

Friday 22nd October 2004
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I thought it was going to be one of those stereotyped jobs about beards, real ale and Lucas electrics

rico

7,916 posts

262 months

Saturday 23rd October 2004
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