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TISPKJ

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3,775 posts

236 months

Thursday 19th January 2012
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Not really classic related but reading through that other thread especially at the end, I visit the Geneva motor show each year with my father and it really is difficult to find rubbish nowadays.

I mean in my day you had all sorts of bad cars around, skoda, moskvich, lada, lets be honest it was bad

we really struggle to find something thats at worst "ok" even the dacia duster is it (renault)gets good reviews on 5th gear and they are all over France now.

So to start the ball rolling I will say the Tata range of cars (although that was 3 years ago)

Hooli

32,278 posts

229 months

Thursday 19th January 2012
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Citroen Bilingo vans I used to have to drive, they are the only thing to come near that paragon of steness that was a C15 van for utter crappyness. Crap seats, controls that broke your body by being in totally the wrong place, crap chassis that meant it was often out of control at low speeds etc etc etc


The only good thing it's possible to think of about them was the reasonable mpg.

LordBretSinclair

4,306 posts

206 months

Thursday 19th January 2012
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Lady S's Fiat Punto - awful in all respects and made from Heinz tin can rejects.

Thankfully now replaced smile

vpr

3,927 posts

267 months

Thursday 19th January 2012
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Ferrari California.

I now its probably not a "bad" car but its so ugly it counts as far as I'm concerned

A hideous mix of lines and disproportion......I hate with a passion

esso

1,849 posts

246 months

Thursday 19th January 2012
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Nissan Joke....sorry Juke....looks like the front was designed by one bloke and the back by another bloke and they never bothered speaking to each other.......what a pile of s**t* !!!!

Major Fallout

5,278 posts

260 months

Thursday 19th January 2012
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BMW 650i sport, its so so boring to drive!

Furyblade_Lee

4,114 posts

253 months

Thursday 19th January 2012
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On the contrary, I think there are a lot of crap cars available. The difference is that in 2012 they are all safe, reliable, full of gimmicks and fit and finish are impeccable on most. But boring, ugly, bland, character-less and sterile still covers a huge amount of them! The entire current Vauxhall range is pretty poor to me. I did a job near a dealership and had a nose around the showroom, it very nearly upset me.

Dave Hedgehog

16,300 posts

233 months

Thursday 19th January 2012
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anything with a vauxhall badge

then lotus bathtubs

a8hex

5,832 posts

252 months

Friday 20th January 2012
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vpr said:
Ferrari California.

I now its probably not a "bad" car but its so ugly it counts as far as I'm concerned

A hideous mix of lines and disproportion......I hate with a passion
If ugly is a suitable criteria for selection then there is no shortage.
I'd come to the conclusion that pug ugly was just where it was at for car design these days.
Starting with the Bangled (or Bungled) 7 series, the fish faced Audi's (they went for minimalist style to sticking a big ugly face on them overnight). And how any woman can drive a 6 series I don't know?
Does my bum look big in this?
Even a London bus doesn't have an a**e that big love.
Or perhaps that is the point, compared with one, no ones backside look large.

Sorry I'll get off my high horse now.

stu67

887 posts

217 months

Friday 20th January 2012
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My OH's Peugeot 207 1.6 auto. For no other reason than it's trully awful gearbox. It seems to have no relationship whatsover with what is going on with the engine. Only had it 4 months and it's driving me bonkers.

mph

2,376 posts

311 months

Friday 20th January 2012
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Major Fallout said:
BMW 650i sport, its so so boring to drive!
+1

and they forgot to fit suspension.

nagsheadwarrior

2,789 posts

208 months

Friday 20th January 2012
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Not a new car I know but took a Smart Roadster in swap at work,didnt expect to love it but borrowed it for the weekend.....hatefull,truly,truly hatefull, horrible engine,awfull awfull gearbox,butt ugly and didnt even handle well, the only car I've driven that I cant find anything good about!

Rum Runner

2,340 posts

246 months

Friday 20th January 2012
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Any thing German built after the 90's are my worst offenders overrated quality and you pay through the nose in every aspect.. Especially anything VAG related.
The older one's are very different beasts especially the Mercs.

If its cheap and rubbish fair enough, expensive and rubbish very bad.

Furyblade_Lee

4,114 posts

253 months

Saturday 21st January 2012
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Nagsheadwarrior, know what you mean about the Smart Roadster. My neighbour has had 3 and I drove one. Should have been a corker, looked cool, RWD, light, but that gearbox... He let me loose in it, and what a disappointment! The gearbox had such a big time delay from moving the stick to it actually changing gear, that it broke the intimacy and enjoyment. What a shame, and what a monumental cock-up

TISPKJ

Original Poster:

3,775 posts

236 months

Sunday 22nd January 2012
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Ha ha, some good answers, but on a serious note looks appart does anyone make a crap car nowadays ?
I mean reliability, build quality, etc ?
What do comedians use these days for the old soda jokes ? :-)

Aar0sc

279 posts

186 months

Sunday 22nd January 2012
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We had a Perodua Nippa GX for a bit. What a hilarious crap thing! Nothing worked perfectly, everything worked a bit. Heater would only demist the drivers side of the screen, putting it through the face vents and it would only blow cold. You could adjust the heat, the direction and recirculate by moving your feet about under the dash, the clutch squeaked when it was used, and was slipping badly after only 30,000 miles. Gearbox had a nasty change, it didn't enjoy starting in the cold, everything was attached with about a tenth of the amount of screws that Volvo would have used! Doors were really flimsy, and dad once crashed it (at about 2mph) into the side of our Subaru. Subaru got a small dent in the door, the entire front bumper of the Nippa split horizontally and fell off (AND we'd just sold both cars!).

LordBretSinclair

4,306 posts

206 months

Sunday 22nd January 2012
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Rum Runner said:
Any thing German built after the 90's are my worst offenders overrated quality and you pay through the nose in every aspect.. Especially anything VAG related.
Really confused

For the last 2 years Lady S has been running a Polo TDI.

3 cylinder 1400cc turbo diesel. Goes plenty quick enough for her, amazing fuel economy and has never let her down plus cheap insurance and £35 road tax.

Yes its bland and not my cup of tea but it does what it says on the tin and keeps her happy.smile

B Huey

4,881 posts

228 months

Sunday 22nd January 2012
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TISPKJ said:
Ha ha, some good answers, but on a serious note looks appart does anyone make a crap car nowadays ?
I mean reliability, build quality, etc ?
What do comedians use these days for the old soda jokes ? :-)
The G-Whizz?

Hooli

32,278 posts

229 months

Sunday 22nd January 2012
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B Huey said:
TISPKJ said:
Ha ha, some good answers, but on a serious note looks appart does anyone make a crap car nowadays ?
I mean reliability, build quality, etc ?
What do comedians use these days for the old soda jokes ? :-)
The G-Whizz?
strons?

0a

24,133 posts

223 months

Sunday 22nd January 2012
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Audi diesels - put 4 rings on a Skoda taxi and flog it as a BMW competitor.